“One day, I’ll solve my problems with maturity. Today. it’s with alcohol”

“One day, I will solve my problems with maturity. Today, however, it will be with alcohol” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was cited on Twitter on October 24, 2011, and probably originated on an image.
 
   
Twitter
arianè bramall
‏@xarianex
one day, i will solve my problems with maturity. today, however, it will be with alcohol.
1:26 PM - 24 Oct 2011
 
Twitter
Kelley D
‏@kelleyd75
One day, I will solve my problems with maturity. Today, however, it will be with alcohol
9:48 AM - 26 Oct 2011
 
Google Books
The Complete Philadelphia Series:
In My Arms
A Part of Me
Out of My Element
Learning to Live Again

By Taryn Plendl
Published by the author
2013
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One day, I will solve my problems with maturity. Today, however, it will be with alcohol.
 
Reddit—Tf2
One day, I will solve my problems with maturity. Today, however, it will be with alcohol.Screenshot (cloud-4.steampowered.com)
submitted March 26, 2014 by awesome__opossum
 
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One Day, I Will Solve My Problems With Maturity
September 12, 2015
One day, I will solve my problems with maturity.
Today, however, it will be with alcohol