“Old journalists never die, they just get de-pressed”

“Old soldiers never die—they just fade away” is an old saying that was popularized by General Douglas MacArthur (1880-1964) in his farewell address to Congress on April 19, 1951. Many parodies of the saying have been made.
       
“Old journalists never die, they just get de-pressed” is a variation about journalists that has been cited in print since at least 1991.
 
   
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Old blondes never fade, they just dye away.
Mark Israel
1/15/91
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Old journalists never die, they just get de-pressed.
 
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OLD JOURNALISTS never die, they just get de-pressed
 
Google Books
Stop Me If You’ve Heard It!:
Soupy Sales Favorite Jokes
By Soupy Sales
Lanham, MD: The Rowman & Littlefield Publishing Group, Inc.
2003
Pg. 109:
Old journalists never die, they just get de-pressed.
 
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Have You Heard the One About…
By Lucy Blackman
Lincoln, NE: iUniverse, Inc.
2005
Pg. ?:
Old journalists never die, they just get depressed.
 
2 April 2009, Taos (NM) News, “Overheard and Unconfirmed” by Rick Romancito, pg. TE41:
Old journalists never die, they just get de-pressed.
   
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old journalist never die, they just get de-pressed
8:31 PM - 23 Oct 2012
 
Google Books
Eats, Shites & Leaves:
Crap English and How to Use It
By A. Parody
London: Michael O’Mara Books Limited
2014
Pg. ?:
Old journalists never die, they just get depressed.
   
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Old journalists never die, they just get de-pressed.      #makemelaugh #punoftheday
3:16 PM - 14 Mar 2017