"Notice: We have updated our privacy policy. Our new…

Many websites have detailed privacy policies. “We have updated our PRIVACY POLICY. You don’t have any” was posted on Twitter by potamus on March 25, 2018. “Hi, we’ve just updated our privacy policy—you don’t have any!!!” was posted on Twitter by GotOut (and others) on May 25, 2018.

“Notice: We have updated our privacy policy. Our new policy is that you don’t have any” was posted on Twitter by Goats? on October 2, 2019.

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potamus
@potamus
“We have updated our PRIVACY POLICY. You don’t have any.”
8:19 PM · Mar 25, 2018·Twitter for iPhone

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Jan Boon
@kaetemi
Hi, we’ve updated our privacy policy. “You don’t have any.”
5:47 AM · May 25, 2018·Twitter Web Client

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GotOut
@atjeffreyjoseph
“Hi, we’ve just updated our privacy policy—you don’t have any!!!”
10:39 AM · May 25, 2018·Twitter for iPhone

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Matthew
@mibergeron
“We’ve updated our privacy policy. You don’t have any.”
11:33 AM · May 26, 2018·Twitter for Android

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Chuck Baggett: How can we hide p.romoted t.weets?
@ChuckBaggett
We’ve updated our privacy policy. You still don’t have any privacy, but a few of the details have changed.
8:42 PM · Aug 5, 2018·Twitter Web Client

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Goats?
@Gooooats
Notice: We have updated our privacy policy. Our new policy is that you don’t have any.
3:26 PM · Oct 2, 2019·Twitter Web App

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Dr. PRAGEETHA G RAJU 🐘
@DrPrageetha
NEW PRIVACY RULE:
“We have updated our privacy policy. Our new policy is that you don’t have any”.😝
10:56 AM · Oct 17, 2019·Twitter Web App