“Name three things that don’t hang themselves.”/“Christmas ornaments, drywall and Jeffrey Epstein”

American financier and convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein was born in Brooklyn in 1953. Epstein died in his jail cell in the Metropolitan Correctional Center in Manhattan on August 10, 2019, while he was awaiting trial on federal sex trafficking charges. His death was ruled a suicide by hanging, although he had been on a suicide watch. There were cameras, but they didn’t work. Many people questioned the official story, and “(Jeffrey) Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself” became a popular meme, to be inserted anywhere, at any time, in any conversation.
 
“It’s time for me to decorate the Christmas tree These ornaments are like Jeffrey Epstein They aren’t going to hang themselves” is a joke that was posted on Twitter by NarNar on November 5, 2019. “Hope you have a great day and remember decorating the tree with ornaments is like Jeffrey Epstein… They do not hang themselves” was posted on Twitter by “just your normal guy” on November 6, 2019.
 
“What 3 things don’t hang themselves? Christmas ornaments dry wall Geoffrey Epstein” was posted on Twitter by Podge Harrison 🇿🇦 on November 12, 2019. “Let’s play Karnack—-1) drywall, 2) Christmas ornaments, & 3) Jeffery Epstein——Name 3 things that Can’t Hang Themselves! LMAO” was posted on Twitter by Jay Brown on November 13, 2019. Carnac the Magnificent was a recurring comedic role played by Johnny Carson on television’s The Tonight Show starring Johnny Carson, where Carnac would guess the answers and then read the questions.
 
U.S. Senator John Neely Kennedy of Louisiana questioned Federal Bureau of Prisons Director Kathleen Sawyer about Jeffrey Epstein’s death, and said on November 19, 2019:
 
“Christmas ornaments, drywall and Jeffrey Epstein—name three things that don’t hang themselves. That’s what the American people think…and they deserve some answers.”
   
       
Wikipedia: Jeffrey Epstein
Jeffrey Edward Epstein (/ˈɛpstiːn/ EP-steen; January 20, 1953 – August 10, 2019) was an American financier and convicted sex offender. Epstein began his professional life as a teacher but then switched to the banking and finance sector in various roles, working at Bear Stearns before forming his own firm. He developed an elite social circle and procured many women, including underage girls, who were then sexually abused by Epstein and some of his contacts.
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Epstein was arrested again on July 6, 2019 on federal charges for the sex trafficking of minors in Florida and New York. He died in his jail cell on August 10, 2019. The medical examiner ruled the death a suicide, although Epstein’s lawyers have disputed the ruling. Because his death eliminates the possibility of pursuing criminal charges, a judge dismissed all criminal charges on August 29, 2019.
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Born Jeffrey Edward Epstein
January 20, 1953
Brooklyn, New York City, U.S.
Died August 10, 2019 (aged 66)
Metropolitan Correctional Center, New York City, U.S.
   
Wikipedia: John Kennedy (Louisiana politician)
John Neely Kennedy (born November 21, 1951) is an American attorney and politician who has served as the junior United States Senator from Louisiana since 2017. A Democrat-turned Republican, he previously served as the Louisiana State Treasurer from 2000 to 2017.
   
Twitter
NarNar
@NarinVann
It’s time for me to decorate the Christmas tree
These ornaments are like Jeffrey Epstein
They aren’t going to hang themselves
11:08 AM · Nov 5, 2019·Twitter for Android
 
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just your normal guy
@manateenative
Good morning @greta. Hope you have a great day and remember decorating the tree with ornaments is like Jeffrey Epstein… They do not hang themselves
7:52 AM · Nov 6, 2019·Twitter for Android
   
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❌❌MAGA VETERAN ❌❌
@JSOC_DF2
With Christmas approaching, I want to remind everyone that decorating a Christmas tree takes a lot of work and attention to detail.
Ornaments aren’t like Jeffrey Epstein, you know.
They don’t just hang themselves.
3:54 PM · Nov 6, 2019·Twitter for Android
   
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Scott Trent
@Scott9811
Replying to @ABC
Decorating a Christmas tree takes a lot of work.
Ornaments are like Jeffrey Epstein. They don’t just hang themselves…
Hillary
8:28 PM · Nov 6, 2019·Twitter Web App
   
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J
@PsychEngr
Christmas ornaments are like Jeffery Epstein, they don’t hang themselves.
10:57 PM · Nov 6, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
   
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♡👗𝕎𝕀𝕃𝕃 ℕ𝕆𝕋 ℂ𝕆𝕄ℙ𝕃𝕐💃 ℂ𝕛 ♡ NO#DMS
@ShotsRangOut
Decorating a Christmas Tree 🎄
Takes a lot of work.
Ornaments are like Jeffrey Epstein. They don’t just hang themselves you know… 😬
(An image shows Hillary Clinton decorating a Christmas tree.—ed.)
3:15 AM · Nov 7, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Podge Harrison 🇿🇦
@podgeharrison
What 3 things don’t hang themselves?
Christmas ornaments
dry wall
Geoffrey Epstein
6:46 AM · Nov 12, 2019·Twitter Web App
   
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Jeff..🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
@jmen600779
CHRISTMAS ORNAMENTS ,,DRYWALL AND JEFFERY EPSTEIN
WHAT ARE THREE THINGS THAT DON’T HANG THEMSELVES..
🤔🤔🤣🤣🤣
8:13 PM · Nov 12, 2019·Twitter Web App
   
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Jay Brown
@vetgridiron
Replying to @AnnCoulter
Let’s play Karnack—-1) drywall, 2) Christmas ornaments, & 3) Jeffery Epstein——Name 3 things that Can’t Hang Themselves! LMAO
5:23 PM · Nov 13, 2019·Twitter Web App
   
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Swedish Canary
@SwedishCanary
Things that don’t hang themselves:
1. Christmas ornaments
2. Clothes
3. Drywall
4. Pictures
5. Ceiling fans
6. Mirrors
7. Fuzzy Dice
8. Clocks
9. Moose heads
10. Jeffrey Epstein
11:39 PM · Nov 13, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
   
YouTube
Senators ask about Jeffrey Epstein Death
Nov 19, 2019
C-SPAN
430K subscribers
“Christmas ornaments, drywall and Jeffrey Epstein - name three things that don’t hang themselves. That’s what the American people think…and they deserve some answers.” (At 10 minutes in.—ed.)
Senators Graham, Sasse and Kennedy ask Federal Bureau of Prisons Director Kathleen Sawyer about the death of Jeffrey Epstein. https://cs.pn/37k7uG8
   
Twitter
Daily Caller
@DailyCaller
.@SenJohnKennedy: “Christmas ornaments, drywall and Jeffrey Epstein - name three things that don’t hang themselves. That’s what the American people think…and they deserve some answers.”
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From CSPAN
12:33 PM · Nov 19, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Randy Quaid
@RandyRRQuaid
“Christmas ornaments, dry walling and Jeffrey Epstein - three things that don’t hang themselves”. 
@SenJohnKennedy
9:05 PM · Nov 19, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
 
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/3DogNapt November 19, 2019
Three Things That Don’t Hang Themselves, Christmas Ornaments, Drywall, and Jeffrey Epstein