“My wife gets annoyed if I mess with her red wine. I added fruit and lemonade & she’s sangria”

“He’s/She’s sangria” sounds like “he’s/she’s angrier.” “My brother keeps getting mad that I tamper with his red wine. So I added some oranges and Sprite. Now he’s sangria than ever…” was posted on Twitter by David Green on August 8, 2016.
 
“Brother” is sometimes changed to “girlfriend” or “wife.” “My wife gets really annoyed when I messwith her red wine. I just added Sprite and oranges to it. Now she’s Sangria than ever” was posted on Twitter on April 18, 2017.
 
“Sprite and oranges” is sometimes changed to “fruit and lemonade.” “My wife gets annoyed if I mess with her red wine, so I’ve added fruit and lemonade to it and now she’s sangria than ever” was posted on Facebook on July 2, 2017.
   
         
Wikipedia: Sangria
Sangria (English: /sæŋˈɡriːə/, Portuguese pronunciation: [sɐ̃ˈɡɾi.ɐ]; Spanish: sangría [saŋˈɡɾi.a]) is an alcoholic beverage of Spanish and Portuguese origin. A punch, the sangria traditionally consists of red wine and chopped fruit, often with other ingredients such as orange juice or brandy.
 
Twitter
David Green‏
@DavidGreenComic
My brother keeps getting mad that I tamper with his red wine. So I added some oranges and Sprite. Now he’s sangria than ever…
6:33 PM - 8 Aug 2016
 
Me.Me
MY BROTHER ALWAYS GETS MAD WHEN I TAMPER WITH HIS RED WINE SO I ADDED SOME ORANGES AND SPRITE NOW HE’S SANGRIA THAN EVER @DAVIDGREENCOMIC STOP WHINING MEME
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Reddit—Jokes
My brother always gets mad when I mess with his red wine
submitted March 21, 2017 by radiokungfu
So I added some Sprite and oranges to it and now he’s sangria than ever…
 
Twitter
LaffGaff‏
@LaffGaff
My girlfriend gets mad when I mess with her red wine.
So I added Sprite and oranges to it & now she’s sangria than ever.
#funny #jokes
4:12 PM - 31 Mar 2017
 
Twitter
John‏
@JFD1960
My wife gets really annoyed when I messwith her red wine.
I just added Sprite and oranges to it. Now she’s Sangria than ever.
2:47 PM - 18 Apr 2017
   
Facebook
Dad Joke of the Day
July 2, 2017 ·
My wife gets annoyed if I mess with her red wine, so I’ve added fruit and lemonade to it and now she’s sangria than ever.
   
Reddit—Oneliners
My wife gets annoyed if I mess with her red wine, so I’ve added fruit and lemonade to it and now she sangria than ever. (self.oneliners)
submitted July 3, 2017 by tomh1982
 
Twitter
Shit Jokes‏
@ShitJokes
My wife gets annoyed if I mess with her red wine, so I’ve added fruit and lemonade to it and now she’s sangria than ever.
4:59 PM - 31 Jul 2017