“My wife asked me if I could clear the kitchen table. I had to get a running start but I made it!”

People sometimes are asked to “clear the table,” but this doesn’t mean to jump clear over it. A joke was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on November 1, 2020:
     
“My wife asked me if I could clear the kitchen table. I had to get a running start but I made it!”
 
   
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/BackwardsMannn November 1, 2020
My wife asked me if I could clear the kitchen table.
I had to get a running start but I made it!
 
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Timothy Imholt
@TimothyImholt
My wife asked me if I could clear the kitchen table.
I had to get a running start but I made it.
8:00 PM · Nov 1, 2020·Twitter Web App
 
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RuneJokes
@RuneJokes
My wife asked me if I could clear the kitchen table.
I had to get a running start but I made it!
12:50 AM · Nov 2, 2020
 
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The Dad Joke Man
@DadJokeMan
My wife asked me if I could clear the kitchen table…
I had to get a running start but I made it!
2:08 AM · Nov 2, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
 
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Jokes UK
@jokesuk
My wife asked me if I could clear the kitchen table…
I had to get a running start but I made it!
2:17 AM · Nov 2, 2020·Twitter for iPhone