“My wife asked me, ‘Did you eat my chocolate in the cupboard?’” (joke)

A chocolate joke (sometimes told on Valentine’s Day) was posted on Twitter by Sickipedia_Feed‏ on March 21, 2012:
   
“My wife asked me, ‘Did you eat my chocolate in the cupboard?’
 
“‘No, don’t be silly,’ I replied. ‘I ate it on the sofa.’”
 
“Did you eat the leftovers I was saving in the fridge?”/“No, I ate them in the living room” and “My wife asked me if I ate the ice cream she had in the freezer? I told her no. I ate it on the couch” are similar jokes.
 
     
Twitter
Sickipedia_Feed‏
@Sickipedia_Feed
My wife asked me, “Did you eat my chocolate in the cupboard?”
“No, don’t be silly” I replied, “I ate it on the sofa.” http://bit.ly/GG7leZ
2:29 AM - 21 Mar 2012
 
Twitter
sickipediabot‏
@sickipediabot
My wife asked me, “Did you eat my chocolate in the cupboard last night?”
“No, don’t be silly” I replied, “I ate it on the sofa.”
4:45 AM - 21 Mar 2012
     
Twitter
Shit Jokes‏
@ShitJokes
My wife asked me, “Did you eat my chocolate in the cupboard last night?”
“No, don’t be silly” I replied, “I ate it on the sofa.”
2:29 PM - 27 Oct 2015
   
Twitter
Shit Jokes‏
@ShitJokes
My girlfriend asked me, “Did you eat my chocolate in the cupboard last night?”
“No, don’t be silly” I replied, “I ate it on the sofa.”
3:36 PM - 21 Jan 2017
 
Twitter
CrazyComedy‏
@Crazy_Comedian
My girlfriend asked me
“Did you eat my chocolate in the cupboard last night?
“No, don’t be silly” I replied
“I ate it on the sofa.”
=))
1:32 PM - 26 Jan 2017
 
Twitter
Shit Jokes‏
@ShitJokes
My girlfriend asked me, “Did you eat my chocolate in the cupboard last night?”
“No, don’t be silly” I replied, “I ate it on the sofa.”
6:56 AM - 14 Feb 2018