“My ex tried to get my baby marijuana plants, but I was granted joint custody”

“Joint custody” usually does not involve marijuana, but there are jokes.
 
“Why isn’t marijuana possession called joint custody?” was posted on Twitter by Charlie Ernstes on November 5, 2013. “What idiot called it possession of marijuana and not joint custody?” was posted on Reddit—WhatIdiot probably on March 8, 2016. “Who decided to call it ‘marijuana possession’ and not ‘joint custody’?” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on October 13, 2017.
   
“If two marijuana plants had a child and then divorced, would they share a joint custody?” was posted on Twitter by rebecca on December 16, 2014. “My wife tried to take away my baby marijuana plants from me when we divorced. Thank god the court granted me joint custody” was posted on Reddit—3amjokes on July 11, 2020.
   
   
Twitter
Charlie Ernstes
@candufarm
Why isn’t marijuana possession called joint custody?
7:30 AM · Nov 5, 2013·Twitter Web Client
       
Twitter
rebecca
@vwoxfordcomma
if two marijuana plants had a child and then divorced, would they share a joint custody?
11:26 PM · Dec 16, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
bastion
@Bastion_Ink
Marijuana possession? you mean joint custody?
3:37 AM · May 17, 2015·Twitter Web Client
   
Twitter
Lauren Houston
@LegalizeitLala
Why do they call it “marijuana possession” instead of “joint custody?” #deepthoughts
1:19 AM · Nov 20, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
     
Reddit—WhatIdiot
Posted by u/musichatesyouall (Probably March 2016.—ed.)
What idiot called it possession of marijuana and not joint custody?
 
Twitter
Broxton Gannon
@broxtongannon
“What idiot called it marijuana possession instead of joint custody?”
@morgan520
12:03 AM · Mar 8, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
al | blm
@lysw23
Replying to @whoismollymaul
why do they call it marijuana possession when they can call it joint custody?
4:38 PM · May 16, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
Who decided to call it “marijuana possession” and not “joint custody?”
1:12 PM · Oct 1, 2017·Twitter Web Client
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/michael_kessell2018 October 13, 2017
Who decided to call it “marijuana possession”
and not “joint custody?”
 
Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/madazzahatter August 29, 2018
Who decided to call it “marijuana possession” and not “joint custody?” 
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/michael_kessell2018 December 2, 2018
Why do they call it marijuana possession
And not joint custody
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/husbus July 9, 2020
My wife tried to take away my baby marijuana plants from me when we divorced
Thank god the court granted me joint custody
COMMENTS
KhaleesiDog
Good news! That must have been one of the higher courts!
 
Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/husbus July 11, 2020
My wife tried to take away my baby marijuana plants from me when we divorced
Thank god the court granted me joint custody
COMMENTS
TycheUllr
Now you can really act all high and mighty