“My dad told me that I would make a great mime. I was speechless”

The “mime…I was speechless” joke has had several forms. “I remember the first time my parents told me I could never cut it as a mime. I was speechless” was posted on Twitter by Drunk Zach Morris on February 4, 2015.
 
“My dad once told me I would make a great mime… I was speechless” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on April 8, 2015.
 
     
Twitter
Drunk Zach Morris
@NickStauch
I remember the first time my parents told me I could never cut it as a mime. I was speechless.
2:39 AM - 4 Feb 2015

Reddit—Jokes
My dad once told me I would make a great mime…
submitted April 8, 2015 by SlightlyUpsetPotato
I was speechless.
     
Twitter
Chris Fenton™
@chr1sfenton
When I was offered the opportunity to be a mime… I was speechless.
4:01 AM - 25 Apr 2015 from Enterprise, NV
 
Twitter
Mark Del
@delano501
Someone actually suggested I should become a mime.
I was speechless.
5:07 AM - 16 Aug 2018
 
Reddit—Dad Jokes
My dad told me that I would make a great mime. (self.dadjokes)
submitted October 19, 2018 by porichoygupto
I was speechless.