“My wife orders so much from Amazon that if I got a job as an Amazon driver they’d probably just let me work from home”

A wife order so much stuff online from Amazon.com, a joke goes, that a husband could get a job as an Amazon driver and work from home.
 
“I’m thinking of getting a job as an Amazon driver.. Given my wife’s online shopping, I could work from home !!!” was posted on Facebook by Kevin Ferguson on October 5, 2021. “I’m not saying that my wife orders a lot from Amazon, I’m just saying that if I got a job as a UPS driver they’d probably let me work from home” was posted on X/Twitter by The Real Rodney Lacroix on October 14, 2022, and this received over 3,400 likes. “My wife orders so much from Amazon that if I got a job as an Amazon driver they’d probably just let me work from home” was posted on Facebook by TOTALLY DAD JOKES ·  Sol Hettena on August 1, 2025.
 
   
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Kevin Ferguson
October 5, 2021 at 4:45 PM ·
I’m thinking of getting a job as an Amazon driver..
Given my wife’s online shopping, I could work from home !!!   
 
X/Twitter
The Real Rodney Lacroix
@RealRodLacroix
I’m not saying that my wife orders a lot from Amazon, I’m just saying that if I got a job as a UPS driver they’d probably let me work from home.
11:02 AM · Oct 14, 2022
 
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Jerry Escamilla
October 14, 2022 at 9:49 PM ·
I’m not saying that my wife orders a lot from Amazon, I’m just saying that if I got a job as a UPS driver they’d probably let me work from home.
 
Facebook
Alex Sanchez
October 15, 2022 at 4:45 PM ·
I’m not saying that my GF orders a boat load from Amazon, I’m just saying that if I got a job as a UPS driver they’d probably let me work from home.🤣
 
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Hieronymus Bosch
@The_Private_I
I’m not saying that my wife orders a lot from Amazon, I’m just saying that if I got a job as an Amazon driver they’d probably let me work from home…
8:18 AM · Oct 19, 2022
 
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Tariq Izhar Khan
@TariqIzhar
I’m not saying that my wife orders a lot from Amazon, I’m just saying that if I got a job as an Amazon driver they’d probably let me work from home.
12:53 AM · Mar 8, 2025
 
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John Dickenson (The Dicko😎)
@JohnDicko
I’m not saying that my wife orders a lot from Amazon, I’m just saying that if I got a job as an Amazon driver they’d probably let me work from home.🤣🤣
12:38 PM · Mar 8, 2025
 
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Jimmy P (Gilbert AZ)
‪@jimmypgilbertaz.bsky.social‬
I’m not saying that my wife orders a lot from Amazon, I’m just saying that if I got a job as an Amazon driver they’d probably let me work from home.
6:05 PM · Mar 8, 2025
 
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Aunty Acid
March 8, 2025 at 6:22 PM ·
I’m not saying that I order a lot from Amazon, I’m just saying that if my husband got a job as an Amazon driver they’d probably let him work from home.
 
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MAGA Marine
@Butch_britton1
I’m not saying that my wife orders a lot from Amazon, I’m just saying that if I got a job as an Amazon driver they’d probably let me work from home.
9:09 AM · Mar 23, 2025
 
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Sol Hettena
August 1, 2025 at 8:56 PM ·
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My wife orders so much from Amazon that if I got a job as an Amazon driver they’d probably just let me work from home.
 
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August 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM ·
My wife orders so much from Amazon that if I got a job as an Amazon driver they’d probably just let me work from home.
 
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@BigBearF1
My wife orders so much from Amazon that if I got a job as an Amazon driver they’d probably just let me work from home.
6:26 AM · Jun 9, 2026
 
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My wife orders so much from Amazon that if I got a job as an Amazon driver they’d probably just let me work from home.
4:09 AM · Jun 13, 2026