“My life sucks, but I’m not in Times Square wearing a diaper”
Many people who attend the New Year’s Eve ball drop in New York City’s Times Square have to wear a diaper because there is no place to go to the bathroom..
“I can promise I won’t be standing in Times Square wearing a diaper like the rest of those dumbasses” was posted on X/Twitter by Dozerdan on December 31, 2024. “I could imagine a few things worse than standing in the middle of Times Square wearing a diaper for 24 hours waiting for the ball to drop. A few things but not many” was posted on X/Twitter by Charlie celano on December 31, 2025.
“my life sucks but im not in times square wearing a diaper” was posted on X/Twitter by troy (@B0Y_TR0Y) on January 1, 2026, and this received over 73,000 likes. The account is now set to private.
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Dozerdan
@Southernborn01
I can promise I won’t be standing in Times Square wearing a diaper like the rest of those dumbasses.
1:42 PM · Dec 31, 2024
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MichelleJane
@MichelleJarw
“I was in Times Square wearing a diaper for New Year’s.”
4:35 PM · Dec 31, 2024
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Soph
@nunya_69_
i need to hear from someone who spent new years in times square wearing a diaper. like what led you to this decision and why was it worth it to you
2:16 PM · Jan 1, 2025
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Charlie celano
@celano_charlie
I could imagine a few things worse than standing in the middle of Times Square wearing a diaper for 24 hours waiting for the ball to drop. A few things but not many.
5:36 PM · Dec 31, 2025
Bluesky
brent is enjoying winter ❄️
@therealbrent.bsky.social
You would straight up need to pay me thousands to watch a ball drop in Times Square wearing a diaper lol
10:44 PM · Dec 31, 2025
Bluesky
Minor Leaguer
@minorleaguer.ca
I am celebrating at home tonight, where I have access to a flush toilet. My brother is at Times Square, wearing a diaper.
11:56 PM · Dec 31, 2025
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troy
@B0Y_TR0Y
my life sucks but im not in times
square wearing a diaper