“My kids are the reason I wake up in the morning. Really fucking early. Every. Goddamn. Morning”

“My kids are the reason I wake up every morning. Really freakin’ early. Every. Single. Morning” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.
 
“My kids are the reason I wake up in the morning. Really fucking early. Every. Goddamn. Morning” (also shown on an ecard by Someecards) was posted on X/Twitter by Mister Mama, Sir on November 28, 2012.
 
“My kids are the reason I wake up in the morning…really freaking early…every.single.morning” was posted on X/Twitter by GeorgeAnn Tucker on April 2, 2013. “My kids are the reason I wake up every morning. Really freakin’ early. Every. Single. Morning” (shown on an ecard by Someecards) was posted on Facebook by Gina Valley on November 4, 2013.
 
“My dogs are the reason I wake up every morning. Really freakin’ early. Every. Single. Morning” is a similar saying.
 
 
X/Twitter
Mister Mama, Sir
@MisterMamaSir
My kids are the reason I wake up in the morning.
Really fucking early…
Every.
Goddamn.
Morning.
(The saying is also shown on an ecard by someecards.—ed)
9:09 AM · Nov 28, 2012
 
X/Twitter
RavenJade
@ravenjwhosoever
My kids are the reason I wake up in the morning. Real fucking early. Every…damn…morning… #iNeedSleep
11:11 AM · Dec 2, 2012
 
Facebook
Two Point Five Kids
December 22, 2012 at 3:06 AM ·
My kids are the reason I wake up every morning.
Really fucking early.
Every. Single. Morning.
 
X/Twitter
GeorgeAnn Tucker
@AwsumFreak
My kids are the reason I wake up in the morning…really freaking early…every.single.morning.
10:07 AM · Apr 2, 2013
 
X/Twitter
Serendipity Eh
@SerenAmazeballs
My kids are the reason I wake up in the morning.  Really freakin early. Every. Single. Morning. #momproblems
12:06 AM · Oct 21, 2013
 
Facebook
Gina Valley
November 4, 2013 at 3:20 PM ·
My kids are the reason I wake up every morning.  Really freakin’ early. Every. Single. Morning.
(thanks, Mama Natural)
(The saying is also shown on an ecard by Someecards.—ed.)
 
X/Twitter
Georgina Vallejo
@GinaValley
My kids are the reason I wake up every morning.  Really freakin’ early. Every. Single. Morning.
(thanks, Mama… http://fb.me/2xMMemPQ1
3:20 PM · Nov 4, 2013
 
X/Twitter
troy
@troy51011
my kids are the reason I wake up in
the morning….........
really fucking early…....
every. goddamn.
MORNING..
1:22 AM · May 5, 2014
 
Facebook
Transformational Parenting
July 30, 2015 at 9:04 AM ·
My kids are the reason I wake up every morning. Very freakin’ early. Every. Single. Morning. 😉
(The saying is also shown on an ecard by Someecards.—ed.)
 
X/Twitter
Living & Loving Pregnancy. Babies. Tots
@livinglovingSA
“My kids are the reason I wake up every morning.
(Really frikkin early. Every. Single. Morning.)”
#LLMommyMoments
(The saying is also shown on an image.—ed.)
11:00 AM · Feb 14, 2019
 
X/Twitter
MLMH & Co.
@mlmhandco
My kids are the reason I wake up in the morning… real freakin’ early…every morning 😂😝
10:03 AM · Oct 8, 2021
 
Facebook
Pickled Queens
February 26, 2025 at 7:48 AM ·
(“My kids are the reason I wake up every morning. Really freakin’ early. Every. Single. Morning” is shown on an image.—ed.)