“My dental plan is, ‘I guess I’ll just chew on this side of my mouth from now on’”
Many people cannot afford to go to the dentist. To avoid dental pain, they chew on the other side of their mouth (the side that doesn’t hurt).
“Thinking of going back to my old dental plan . . . chewing on the other side” was posted on Facebook by Frank Vasile on August 18, 2010. “RT @the_moonface: My dental plan is basically me chewing on the side of my mouth that doesn’t hurt” was posted on X/Twitter by STACI GARCIA on February 24, 2012.
“My dental plan is, ‘I guess I’ll just chew on this side of my mouth from now on’” was posted on X/Twitter and Facebook by Aborted Dreams on October 19, 2022.
Facebook
Frank Vasile
August 18, 2010 at 5:36 PM ·
Thinking of going back to my old dental plan . . . chewing on the other side.
X/Twitter
STACI GARCIA
@STACISMAIL
We’re on the same plan! RT @the_moonface: My dental plan is basically me chewing on the side of my mouth that doesn’t hurt.
12:25 AM · Feb 24, 2012
X/Twitter
Chaitanya
@Chaitanya_13
My dental plan is basically me chewing on the side of my mouth that doesn’t hurt.
3:41 AM · Feb 24, 2012
Facebook
Randy Roy Johnson
March 31, 2012 at 1:54 AM ·
I just looked at the Obamacare dental plan. Coverage for a toothache consists of chewing on the other side of my mouth. Good news is that it is free.
X/Twitter
Sassenach ◢◤
@Mcgothic_
My dental plan is to chew on the left side of my mouth for the foreseeable future
3:32 PM · Mar 15, 2013
X/Twitter
CJ Sullivan
@CJSullivan_
My dental plan is to chew on the other side of my mouth.
12:51 PM · Sep 16, 2019
Facebook
Alice Greer
April 22, 2021 at 6:58 AM ·
I finally have a dental plan: I chew on the other side.
X/Twitter
aborteddreams
@aborteddreams
My dental plan is, “I guess I’ll just chew on this side of my mouth from now on”
8:12 AM · Oct 19, 2022
Facebook
Aborted Dreams
October 19, 2022 at 8:26 AM ·
My dental plan is, “I guess I’ll just chew on this side of my mouth from now on”
Facebook
Tom Richardson
April 12, 2023 at 7:15 AM ·
Our company’s dental plan is “chew on the other side!”
Bluesky
Dawson400🥃
@dawson400.bsky.social
My dental plan? Oh, it’s totally foolproof: just chew on one side of my mouth until I inevitably develop a lopsided jaw. Who needs actual dental care when you can rely on the power of selective chewing? Genius, really.
#DentalGenius #SelectiveChewing #NoNeedForDentist #LopsidedJawGoals
7:14 PM · Dec 5, 2024
Bluesky
irelephant
@irelephant.neocities.org
My dental plan is to eat on a different side of my mouth.
4:08 PM · Feb 1, 2025
iFunny
Charmaine_Genevieve12
13 nov 2025
aborteddreams @aborteddreams My dental plan is, guess I’ll just chew on this side of my mouth from now on”
Threads
lawfullybenjamin
11/18/25
my dental plan is, “i guess i’ll just chew on this side of my mouth from now on”
X/Twitter
Brucehurlz 🖐
@Brucehurlz2
My dental plan is, “I guess l’Il just chew on this side of my mouth from now on”
12:17 PM · Dec 4, 2025
Facebook
All You Can Eat
January 13, 2026 at 9:40 PM
My dental plan is, “I guess I’ll just chew on this side of my mouth from now on”