Month 08—August

The following words or phrases are about August:
 
AUGUST
“August already? September is practically next week. Time to pick out a Halloween costume”
“August is just gold wind”
“August is like the Sunday of summer”
“Dear Summer, stop showing off. We get it. You’re hot”
“Dear Weather, stop showing off. We get it. You’re hot”
“Deep summer is when laziness finds respectability”
“Every summer has a story”
“Every summer has its own story (but mine is a novel)”
“I’m thinking about joining the cicadas this summer & screaming constantly”
“It’s almost time to put away my black summer clothes and bring out my black fall clothes”
“It’s that time of year where people will say, ‘It’s too hot for coffee‘“
“It’s unsticking your thighs from plastic chairs season”
“Less Monday, more summer”
“Less Mondays, more summer”
“Live every day like it’s a summer Friday”
“Live every day like it’s summer Friday”
“Live every Friday like it’s a summer Friday”
“Might join the cicadas this summer & scream constantly”
“One more week until I let a professional football team determine my mood for the next four months”
“One week until I let a college football team determine my mood for the next 4 months”
“Sorry for anything I said when it was 109° outside”
“Summer is here. It’s a hundred and fuck you outside” (very hot)
“Summer means about three months of no school shootings”
“Summer nights and ballpark lights”
“Summer nights and bonfire lights”
“Summer should get a speeding ticket”
“Summertime is always the best of what might be”
“The August place to be” (Saratoga Race Course)
“The only man worth chasing this summer is the ice cream man”
“There are three good reasons to be a teacher: June, July and August”
“Two seasons—winter and August”
August Mecca (Saratoga nickname)
 
AUGUST 14
V-J Day Kiss (August 14, 1945)