Mexican Food Shit (Mexican Shits; Taco Shits; Screamers)
Mexican food has resulted in some scatalogical language, such as “Mexican food shit” or “Mexican shits,” “Mexican food poop,” “Mexican food poo,” “taco shits,” “jalapeño asshole” and “screamers.” Most of these terms date to about 1990, when “shit lists” appeared on many internet newsgroups’ joke lists. The film Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle (2004) featured a scene involving “taco shits.”
A related saying is “Come on ice cream!”
Urban Dictionary
mexican shits
The shits you get after eating a large amount of Mexican food. You can often feel the spicyness as it exits your ass.
“Chinga man, I ate 4 tacos and some salsa last night and now I got the Mexican shits! My asshole is on fire!!!!”
by Pepeman New York Nov 11, 2006
Urban Dictionary
taco shits
The explosive shits you get right after eating mexican food I.E. Taco Bell. As mentioned in “Harold and Kumar go to White Castle” a New Line 2004 film.
Oh that mexican food gave me the worse case of the taco shits. I must use the shitter or we are going to have a problem here. Clean up on Asile 3 if you know what I mean.
by The Man With the Plan Feb 8, 2005
Urban Dictionary
screamers
When you eat something spicy the night before, your rectum experiences a burning sensation while crapping…
I ate some HOT buffalo wings last night that were delicious, but I am not sure if they were worth having the screamers at work today.
by i work with fools Mar 18, 2005
Urban Dictionary
1. jalapeno asshole
A condition of the digestive system where, upon expelling intestinal gas from your bowles (farting) or defecating (shitting), your anus feels as though it is being burned by hydrochloric acid.
**SIDE NOTE** Caution is advised when jalepeno asshole is experienced because it is often accompanied by explosive diarrhea.
Usually caused by consuming large amounts of very spicy mexican food, or jalepeno beef jerky.
Oh God, my anus is burning! That mexican lunch gave me jalepeno asshole!
by EricTheRed Nov 14, 2004
2. jalapeno asshole
Also known as “asshole aflame”.
I shouldn’t have had eight beers and four bags of peanuts at the game last night because now I have asshole aflame.
by Marcus Mar 8, 2005
Google Groups: rec.humor
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) (marc g boffardi)
Date: 13 Sep 90 01:56:06 GMT
Local: Wed, Sep 12 1990 8:56 pm
Subject: oh sh**!
The Sh|t List
(...)
MEXICAN FOOD SH!T: A class all of its own.
Google Groups: rec.humor
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) (Mike Helmstadter)
Date: 30 Nov 90 04:43:33 GMT
Local: Thurs, Nov 29 1990 11:43 pm
Subject: some humor
14. Mexican Shit: It smells so bad your nose burns.
Google Groups: alt.tasteless
Newsgroups: alt.tasteless
From: .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) (Only 13 more shopping days until Christmas)
Date: 12 Dec 90 18:15:30 GMT
Local: Wed, Dec 12 1990 1:15 pm
Subject: Re: shit list
>MEXICAN FOOD SHIT - a class all its own.
Come on ice cream! Come on ice cream!
Google Groups: rec.humor
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) (Thumper)
Date: 11 Sep 91 16:35:38 GMT
Local: Wed, Sep 11 1991 11:35 am
Subject: Re: SH*T LIST JOKE WANTED
Mexican Food Shit—(Also Called Screamers) You’ll know it’s alright to eat again when your asshole stops burning.
Google Groups: rec.humor
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) (Austin Phelps)
Date: Fri, 7 Feb 1992 04:28:43 GMT
Local: Thurs, Feb 6 1992 11:28 pm
Subject: shit list
Mexican Food shit - Defies real description; must be experienced.
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) (Chip Switzer)
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 11:48:26 GMT
Local: Wed, Sep 9 1992 6:48 am
Subject: Re: SHIT LIST wanted
14. Mexican Food Shit: It smells so bad your nose burns.
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) (Nathan Mates)
Date: 21 May 1993 19:50:12 GMT
Local: Fri, May 21 1993 2:50 pm
Subject: Lists Lists Lists (long!)
MEXICAN FOOD POO : ( Also called the screamer.)
You know it’s okay to eat again when your bum stops burning.
Google Groups: alt.tasteless.jokes
Newsgroups: alt.tasteless.jokes
From: .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) (shermanc)
Date: 8 Sep 1993 14:51:23 GMT
Local: Wed, Sep 8 1993 9:51 am
Subject: Shitlist ::Updated
Updated Sept. 8, 1993
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THE COMPREHENSIVE SHIT LIST
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14. Mexican food shit—it smells so bad the room must be condemned.
Google Groups: rec.humor
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: “Ian J”
Date: 1996/11/25
Subject: It’s all poo.
The Poo List
A Connoisseurs Guide
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MEXICAN FOOD POO:
Also called ‘screamers’ or ‘ring stingers’; you know it’s safe to eat again when your arse stops burning.
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Newsgroups: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy
From: Bud
Date: 1996/12/11
Subject: Re: crap
>- Mexican Food Shit aka Screamers -
>You’ll know it’s alright to eat
>again when your asshole stops burning.
Google Groups: alt.tasteless.jokes
Newsgroups: alt.tasteless.jokes
From: .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) (Hyatt Saikin)
Date: 1997/10/17
Subject: Re: WANTED: “Taking a shit” type terms…
THE MEXICAN FOOD SHIT
A class all its own.
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THE “ASS BURNER”
The clear liquid shit that comes after indulging in too many jalepino peppers the night before. See “MEXICAN FOOD” SHIT above.
Google Groups: misc.misc
Newsgroups: misc.misc, talk.bizarre
From:
Date: Tue, 17 Apr 2001 00:34:08 -0400
Local: Mon, Apr 16 2001 11:34 pm
Subject: Re: Pluto in Libra
And, BTW, if I ever beshat a band upon the world, it would be named…
Wild flurry of flute, fiddle, and those cool Irish finger tympanum…
THE SCREAMING JALAPENO ASSHOLES.
Though that might be too Texacentric.