“Lost like a fat person at a salad bar”

“Lost as/like a fat person at a salad bar” is a simile that has had infrequent use. Fat people supposedly avoid eating healthy, such as at salad bars.
   
“I’m lost like a fat gurl @ a salad bar” was posted on Twitter on January 19, 2011.
 
   
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Mr. DeAndre Mays
‏@I_Go_2_Tha_Moon
mane I’m lost like a fat gurl @ a salad bar
9:34 AM - 19 Jan 2011
 
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Mira G.  ✌  ❤
‏@_ItsBeautyy
Im so lost like a fat chick at a salad bar lmao tyler a mess
10:28 AM - 24 Jan 2011
 
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Papí Pen Day Hoe
‏@BpumpJr
.....i feel like a fat girl at a salad bar on this twitter thing…#lost
10:48 PM - 15 Mar 2011
 
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DeUndre
‏@WhereizTank
Im lost lik 2 fat kids in a salad bar….......
7:08 PM - 4 May 2011
 
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7️⃣Legend
‏@SS_7Legend
Im lost lika fat bitch at da salad bar
7:30 AM - 16 May 2011
 
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Jess
‏@jesss_gowithit
@PrincessDenisee I don’t understand!! Text me details! Cause I am as lost as a fat guy in a salad bar.
10:52 PM - 15 Aug 2011
 
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6-pack
‏@TheGLEA_Project
@RIO_Grande__ Im as lost as a fat chick at a salad bar
9:28 PM - 21 May 2013
 

Reyna
‏@lil_lujann
@Angelica_Badass @Jonathan_Yescas I’m lost like a fat kid at the salad bar
11:34 PM - 26 May 2014