“Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk”

“Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk” is a saying—referring to the story Cinderella, or The Little Glass Slipper—that has been printed on many images. “Life isn’t a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, chances are.. you’re gonna walk home barefoooted” was posted on Twitter on January 1, 2012. “Life isn’t a fairy tale. Chances are, if you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re going to be drunk, & walking home barefoot” was posted on Twitter on August 27, 2012.
   
“You’re not Cinderella. If you lose your shoe at midnight honey you’re drunk” was posted on Twitter on May 24, 2014. “Life is not a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk” was posted on Twitter on June 23, 2014.
     
   
Wikipedia: Cinderella
Cinderella, or The Little Glass Slipper, (Italian: Cenerentola, French: Cendrillon, ou La petite Pantoufle de Verre, German: Aschenputtel) is a folk tale embodying a myth-element of unjust oppression/triumphant reward. Thousands of variants are known throughout the world. The title character is a young woman living in unfortunate circumstances, that are suddenly changed to remarkable fortune. The oldest documented version comes from China, and the oldest European version from Italy. The most popular version was first published by Charles Perrault in Histoires ou contes du temps passé in 1697, and later by the Brothers Grimm in their folk tale collection Grimms’ Fairy Tales.
 
Twitter
Jenna ☪
‏@kissgxld
Life isn’t a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, chances are.. you’re gonna walk home barefoooted.
4:55 PM - 1 Jan 2012
 
Twitter
Lebo.
‏@sinasipho
Life isn’t a fairy tale. Chances are if you lose your shoe at midnight you’re going to walk home barefoot!
9:54 AM - 2 Apr 2012
 
Twitter
.Brit.Fawd.
‏@Briney88
Life isn’t a fairy tale. Chances are, if you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re going to be drunk, & walking home barefoot
1:15 PM - 27 Aug 2012
 
Twitter
🌙 heather 🌙
‏@ohnoheather
life isn’t a fairly tale. if you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re probably drunk and you’re gonna be walking home barefoot. :/
6:11 PM - 11 Sep 2012
 
Twitter
Jerrod Niemann’s Bus
‏@Jerrodsbus
Life isn’t a fairytale.  If you lose your shoe at midnight you might want to slow down on the tequila.
7:53 AM - 21 Aug 2013
 
Twitter
Amity ✌
‏@amitydrye
Life isnt a fairytale, if you lose your shoe at midnight, you need to take it easy on the Vodka.
10:44 PM - 26 Aug 2013
 
Twitter
Bianca dePinaMartins
‏@biancadepina
Life isn’t a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you might want to slow down on the tequila…. #drunk
3:01 AM - 2 Sep 2013
 
Twitter
Molloys Liquor Store
‏@MolloysLiquor
Life isn’t a fairytale.
If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re probably drunk.
11:04 AM - 11 Dec 2013
   
Twitter
luciana♡
‏@cianzilla
You’re not Cinderella. If you lose your shoe at midnight honey you’re drunk.
2:31 AM - 24 May 2014
 
Twitter
MEL
‏@Melis_SA_
Life is not a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.
1:34 PM - 23 Jun 2014
 
Twitter
brie
‏@brie_nielsen
Life isn’t a fairy tale. If you lose your your shoe at midnight. You’re drunk
8:56 AM - 24 Jun 2014
 
Twitter
mackenzieshope
‏@TaraGair
Life is not a Fairy tale.  If you lose your shoe at midnight, You’re drunk! #sotrue
10:12 AM - 24 Jun 2014
 
Google Books
Of Wit N Humour
By Vincent Thnay
Lulu Press, Inc. (Lulu.com)
2015
Pg. ?:
Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk. - Unknown
Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, chances are you’re going to walk home barefoot. - Unknown
 
Google Books
Master Charming
By Jennifer Leeland
Loose Id
2015
Pg. ?:
The only picture Miss Jones had uploaded was a meme that stated “LIFE IS NOT A FAIRYTALE. IF YOU LOSE YOUR SHOE AT MIDNIGHT, YOU’RE DRUNK.”
 
Facebook
On Air with Ryan Seacrest
January 22, 2015 ·
“Life is not a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.”
—Unknown
 
Psychology Today
Bella DePaulo Ph.D.
23 Quips for Marriage Skeptics and Lovers of Single Life
Humorists, intellectuals, celebrities and queens all savor singlehood
Posted Mar 10, 2015
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2. “Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.” —All over Facebook (let me know if you know the actual origin)
 
BuzzFeed
15 Blackboard Signs That Will Teach You Important Lessons About Life
“Farts are the ghosts of the things we eat.”
posted on Jul. 23, 2015, at 12:47 p.m.
Carolyn Kylstra
BuzzFeed Staff
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5. This harsh reminder that fairytales aren’t real at all.
Life is not a fairytale / if you lose your shoe at midnight you’re drunk!