“Kombucha is just Gatorade for people who do yoga”
Kombucha has been compared to Gatorade.
”#kombucha is hippie gatorade” was posted on Twitter by Tom Grappa on January 24, 2011. “kombucha is yuppie gatorade” was posted on Twitter by em on September 15, 2016. “Kombucha is just hipster Gatorade” was posted on Twitter by Meghan Keane on May 8, 2018. “Kombucha is basically hippy Gatorade” was posted on Twitter by Mat on December 24, 2019. “Kombucha is hippie Gatorade” was posted on Twitter by lemondrop on January 28, 2020. “Kombucha is hipster Gatorade” was posted on Twitter by Steve_desu on June 10, 2020.
“if you think about it, kombucha is really Gatorade for people who does yoga” was posted on Twitter by Edward Anthony on January 21, 2020. “kombucha is like yoga ppl’s gatorade” was posted on Twitter by “p” on February 13, 2020. “Kombucha is just Gatorade for people who do yoga” was posted on Twitter by Li’l Tron on May 12, 2020. “Kombucha is just Gatorade for people who do yoga” was posted on Twitter by El Dirtbag on May 13, 2020.
Other kombucha sayings include “Kombucha is just a non-alcoholic IPA,” “Kombucha is just spicy soda” and “Kombucha is the IPA version of juice.”
Wikipedia: Kombucha
Kombucha (also tea mushroom, tea fungus, or Manchurian mushroom when referring to the culture; Latin name Medusomyces gisevii) is a fermented, lightly effervescent, sweetened black or green tea drink commonly consumed for its purported health benefits. Sometimes the beverage is called kombucha tea to distinguish it from the culture of bacteria and yeast. Juice, spices, fruit or other flavorings are often added.
Wikipedia: Gatorade
Gatorade is an American brand of sports-themed beverage and food products, built around its signature line of sports drinks. Gatorade is currently manufactured by PepsiCo and is distributed in over 80 countries.
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Tom Grappa
@tomgrappa
#kombucha is hippie gatorade
10:54 PM · Jan 24, 2011·Twitter Web Client
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Elizabeth Woyce
@ewoyce
I’m pretty sure Kombucha is just Gatorade with alka-seltzer in it but damn can it cure a hangover
12:14 PM · Jun 18, 2015·Twitter Web Client
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em
@trainwindowgirl
kombucha is yuppie gatorade
9:24 PM · Sep 15, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
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joshua turek
@JoshuaTurek
Some say kombucha is actually gatorade cut with red bull
6:57 PM · Sep 20, 2016·Twitter Web App
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Alexander the okay-ish
@AlexTheOkayish
Kombucha is my Gatorade
10:12 PM · Dec 28, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
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Buthus
@RegularOldLuth
Unpopular opinion:
Kombucha is the tea equivalent of Gatorade.
9:25 PM · Apr 5, 2018·Twitter Web Client
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Meghan Keane
@meghankeane
Kombucha is just hipster Gatorade.
10:20 AM · May 8, 2018·Twitter Web Client
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proud mk ultra victim
@chucklebug69
kombucha is spicy gatorade
10:22 PM · Jun 11, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
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CSI: North Pole
@koolwhp
Kombucha is just Gatorade that costs six bucks a bottle
3:01 PM · Jan 16, 2019·Twitter Web Client
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Joel Cruz
@joelcruzmusic
Kombucha is just spicy Gatorade
2:55 PM · Aug 12, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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Mat
@LynusXXI
Kombucha is basically hippy Gatorade
7:37 PM · Dec 24, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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Edward Anthony
@Edwarrdo_
if you think about it, kombucha is really Gatorade for people who does yoga
7:48 PM · Jan 21, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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lemondrop
@lemonmartinis
Kombucha is hippie Gatorade
7:19 PM · Jan 28, 2020·Twitter for Android
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p
@itsnotphoebee
kombucha is like yoga ppl’s gatorade
12:00 AM · Feb 13, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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Li’l Tron
@CWOTRON
Kombucha is just Gatorade for people who do yoga
5:33 PM · May 12, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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El Dirtbag
@Coronado7Alex
Kombucha is just Gatorade for people who do yoga
9:13 AM · May 13, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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HipstersOfNY
@HipstersOfNY
Kombucha is just Gatorade for people who do yoga. Don’t @ me.
6:14 PM · May 18, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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Steve_desu
@GODLKEcolombian
Kombucha is hipster Gatorade
3:56 AM · Jun 10, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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Gavin Gone
@djgavingone
Kombucha is Gatorade for people who do yoga
7:57 PM · Jun 12, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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cale tyson
@caletyson
kombucha is the gatorade of your late twenties
6:20 PM · Jul 5, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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jeffsodef
@jeffbowell
Kombucha is Gatorade for people that do yoga
8:00 PM · Aug 1, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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Nick
@Browndre3000
Kombucha is just Gatorade for assholes
11:53 PM · Jan 12, 2021·Twitter Web App
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Gigachude
@bluechude
Kombucha is just Gatorade for those with a household income over 165k
6:33 PM · Mar 3, 2021·Twitter for Android