“I’ve reached the age where I can’t function without my glasses…especially if they’re empty”

“I’ve finally reached the age where I can’t function without my glasses…especially if they’re empty” is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on several ecards. The saying was first posted on Twitter on April 16, 2010.
 
   
Twitter
Grace FH
‏@msgracefh
RT @tchee: RT @MarioBB9: I’ve reached the age where I can’t function without my glasses. Especially if they’re empty 😉
6:25 PM - 16 Apr 2010
 
Twitter
Tina
‏@TinaFraser
RT @MarioBB9: I’ve reached the age where I can’t function without my glasses. Especially if they’re empty.      😉
6:30 PM - 16 Apr 2010
   
Google Groups: alt.sports.football.pro.oak-raiders
I have reached the age where I can’t function without my glasses. Especially if They’re Empty!
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4/17/10
I also can’t start a diet without Captain in it!
 
Twitter
FW
‏@iFreddie
i’ve reached the age where i can’t function without my glasses. especially if they’re empty. #semantics
5:37 AM - 21 Apr 2010
 
Google Books
One Liners
By Abhinav Chhabra
New Delhi (?): Diamond Pocket Books Pvt Ltd
2015
Pg. ?:
I’ve finally reached the age where I can’t function without my glasses…especially if they’re empty.
 
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At my age I can’t function without my glasses especially if they are empty.