"I've lost loads of weight, just by wearing…

Instead of a “low fat diet,” what about a “loaf hat diet”?

“I’m on a loaf hat diet” was posted on the newsgroup alt.english.usage on October 23, 1999. “For breakfast I had Stetson on toast. For lunch I’m having a Bowler sandwich and for tea a Trilby on fried bread. I’m on a loaf hat diet” was posted on Twitter by Anthony Wallis on June 13, 2011. “RT @thekeithchegwin: Big Cap 4 brekkie. Bowler sarnie 4 lunch. Beret baguette 4 dinner. I’m on a loaf hat diet (silly)” was posted on Twitter by Ev Lenz on August 22, 2011. “I’ve lost 2lb just by wearing bread on my head. It’s a loaf hat diet #1Pun” was posted on Twitter by Shirt Creek T-Shirts on February 24, 2015.

“I’ve lost loads of weight just by wearing bread on my head. It’s a loaf hat diet” was posted on Twitter by JUNE on February 15, 2021. “I’ve lost loads of weight, just by wearing bread around my head…” was posted on Reddit—Puns on February 17, 2021.

Google Groups: alt.english.usage
Airhead Or “Creative Thinker”
James Follett
Oct 23, 1999, 3:00:00 AM
(...)
>Now, don’t try to tell me that you give yourself haircuts with a soup
>bowl on your pate. I’ll not believe that one.

Pate? I’ve forgotten what it tastes or looks like. I’m on a loaf hat diet.

Twitter
Anthony Wallis
@ToshW
For breakfast I had Stetson on toast. For lunch I’m having a Bowler sandwich and for tea a Trilby on fried bread.
I’m on a loaf hat diet
4:22 AM · Jun 13, 2011·Echofon

Twitter
Tony Milligan
@TonyMilligan123
Strapping bread to my cranium, and occasionally nibbling on it can be a bit inconvenient, but my doctor has put me on a loaf hat diet.
5:55 AM · May 29, 2011·Echofon

Twitter
Ev Lenz
@EvLenz
RT @thekeithchegwin: Big Cap 4 brekkie. Bowler sarnie 4 lunch. Beret baguette 4 dinner. I’m on a loaf hat diet (silly)
3:13 AM · Aug 22, 2011·Twitter SMS

Twitter
RainbowDebbieDoesDishes
@debdoesdishes
“@PlinketyPlink: Lose weight by putting bread on your head for 6 weeks.
It’s a loaf hat diet.
#HereAllWeek” Hahahahahaha
2:04 PM · Jan 14, 2013·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
StandUpWannabe
@funny_puns
If you wear all the bread you have in your house on your head, you’ll lose weight because it stops you eating it.
It’s the loaf hat diet.
1:40 PM · Mar 12, 2013·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
RN
@upminster13
For breakfast I had Stetson on toast
For lunch I’ had a Bowler sandwich
Tonight I’ll enjoy Trilby on fried bread.
I’m on a loaf hat diet
2:42 PM · Feb 9, 2014 from Havering, England·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Shirt Creek T-Shirts
@Ledge7475
Want to lose weight? Instead of making a sandwich or some toast put the bread you would’ve eaten on your head. It’s a loaf hat diet #1PUN
8:03 AM · Feb 19, 2014·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Shirt Creek T-Shirts
@Ledge7475
I’ve lost 2lb just by wearing bread on my head. It’s a loaf hat diet #1Pun
8:01 AM · Feb 24, 2015·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Martin Williams
@Martin1Williams
Slimmers. Lose weight by only eating bread baked in the shape of a fez. It’s a loaf hat diet
1:09 PM · Sep 30, 2019·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
JUNE
@JD041965
I’ve lost loads of weight just by wearing bread on my head. It’s a loaf hat diet.
5:26 PM · Feb 15, 2021·Twitter for Android

Twitter
JoJoGizmo
@Lostboyjojo
I’ve lost loads of weight just by wearing bread on my head….
It’s a loaf hat diet.
6:15 AM · Feb 16, 2021·Twitter for Android

Reddit—Puns
Posted by u/VERBERD February 17, 2021
I’ve lost loads of weight, just by wearing bread around my head…
It’s a loaf hat diet.
COMMENTS
youtellmebob
I would say wearing a loaf of bread like a hat might make one a pumper-knuckle-head.

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/ImSoylentGreen February 20, 2022
I’ve lost a lot of weight just by wearing bread on my head.
It’s a new loaf hat diet I’m trying.

Twitter
The Dad Joke Man
@DadJokeMan
My friend has lost a lot of weight just by wearing bread on his head.
It’s a new loaf hat diet he’s trying.
1:41 PM · Feb 20, 2022·Twitter for iPhone

“I’ve lost loads of weight, just by wearing bread around my head. It’s a loaf hat diet”