“Instead of a condom, I carry a towelette in my wallet. The odds of me finding chicken wings…”
“Instead of a condom, I carry a moist towelette in my wallet. The odds of me finding delicious chicken wings are far greater than my chances of getting laid” (or “Instead of a condom, I carry a moist towelette in my wallet. I run into chicken wings more often than sex” is a saying that has been printed on many images.
“Instead of a condom I carry a moist towelette in my wallet… At my age I run into chicken wings more often than I do sex” was posted on Twitter by nikk on September 23, 2015. “Instead of a condom i keep a moist towelette in my wallet because i run into chicken wings alot more often than sex” was posted on Twitter by Tanjiro on March 7, 2016. “Instead of a condom I carry a moist towelette in my wallet. I run into chicken wings a lot more often than sex” was posted on America’s Best Pics & Videos on June 24, 2020. Authorship of the saying is uncertain.
“Instead of a condom, I carry a moist towelette in my wallet. The odds of me finding delicious chicken wings are far greater than my chances of getting laid” (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Warren Methot on August 28, 2022.
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nikk
@nikkgardiner
Instead of a condom I carry a moist towelette in my wallet… At my age I run into chicken wings more often than I do sex
GJ
6:16 PM · Sep 23, 2015·Facebook
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ORPHANED_ᗩᑎᑎIᗴ
@Orphaned_Annie
Instead of a condom .. I keep moist towelettes in my purse.
I run into Chicken Wings faster than I ever find someone to fuck me.
8:50 PM · Jan 20, 2016 from Upper Arlington, OH·Twitter for Android
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Tanjiro
@TobbyStrange
Instead of a condom i keep a moist towelette in my wallet because i run into chicken wings alot more often than sex.
4:50 PM · Mar 7, 2016·Twitter for Android
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Richard Kortcamp
August 4, 2018 · Lake Forest, CA ·
Instead of a condom, I keep a moist towelette in my wallet because I run into buffalo wings a lot more often than sex….
— at Buffalo Wild Wings (Lake Forest, CA).
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Waterdisport
@WatrDi
Instead of a condom I keep a moist toilette in my wallet.
I run into chicken wings a lot more often.
9:59 AM · May 30, 2019·Twitter Web Client
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Medicated Medic ®
@Housemedic180
Instead of condoms I carry a moist towelette in my wallet. I run into chicken wings a lot more often than sex
1:36 PM · Oct 21, 2019·Twitter for Android
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Russ
@rapidcitynurse
Instead of a condom, I carry a moist towelette in my wallet. I run into chicken wings more often than sex.
11:17 PM · Oct 24, 2019·Twitter for Android
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Kory Glover
@Discover_Glover
Instead of a condom, I always carry a moist towelette in my wallet. I run into chicken wings a lot more than offers of sex.
5:59 PM · Oct 25, 2019·Twitter Web App
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public enemy #2 ©️
@UtahKowboi
I keep a moist towelette in my wallet instead of a condom because I run into chicken wings a whole lot more than I do sex…...
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@sketel_
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Nov 28, 2019
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10:08 PM · Dec 29, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/b00ty_water April 20, 2020
I started carrying a moist towelette in my wallet instead of a condom.
I run into chicken wings more often that I do sex.
America’s Best Pics & Videos
Finnleik_2020
24 jun 2020
Instead of a condom I carry a moist towelette in my wallet. I run into chicken wings a lot more often than sex.
America’s Best Pics & Videos
Vveronica
3 feb 2021
Instead of a condom carry a moist towelette in my wallet. run into chicken wings more often than sex.
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Warren Methot
August 28, 2022 at 11:08 PM ·
Gotta keep it honest
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
Instead of a
condom, I carry a
moist towelette in’
my wallet.
The odds of me
finding delicious
chicken wings are
far greater than
my chances of
getting laid.
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F◼️U ◼️N◼️
@FNULNU26403571
Im at that age in life where i carry moist towelette in my wallet instead of a condom. The odds of me delicious chicken wings are far greater than me getting laid. Yes. I said MOIST ヅ LOL
6:17 PM · Aug 30, 2022·Twitter for iPhone
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Alison Nicolson-Rae
@Nicolsonraea
Instead of a condom, I carry a moist towelette in my purse because the odds of me finding delicious chicken wings are far greater than my chances of getting laid…
7:54 AM · Aug 31, 2022·Twitter for Android
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MacksDad2018
September 5, 2022
Instead of a condom, I carry a moist towelette in my wallet. The odds of me finding delicious chicken wings are far greater than my chances of getting laid.
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Stubborn Ann
September 6, 2022 at 10:13 PM ·
Instead of a condom, I Carry moist towelette in my bag.
The odds of me finding chicken 🐔 wings are far greater chances of
getting laid.
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More Crazy Stuff
September 22, 2022 at 3:00 PM ·
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
INSTEAD OF A CONDOM, I
CARRY A MOIST TOWELETTE
IN MY WALLET. THE ODDS OF
ME FINDING CHICKEN WINGS
ARE FAR GREATER THAN MY
CHANCES OF GETTING LAID.