“In dog coffees, I’ve only had one”
“In dog coffees, I’ve only had one” is a jocular saying that has been pinted on many images. The saying implies that drinking about six coffees equals only one in “dog coffees.”
“In dog coffees I have only had one today” was posted on X/Twitter by jamie rollinson on January 14, 2014. “In dog coffees I’ve only drank one today” was posted on X/Twitter by You Serious, Clark? on May 28, 2014. “In dog coffees, I’ve only had one ☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️” was posted on X/Twitter by “A” on March 24, 2016. “In dog coffees, I’ve only had one” was posted on X/Twitter by Bean Hook Up on June 10, 2016.
“In dog beers, I’ve only had one” is a related saying.
Wikipedia: Aging in dogs
Terminology
The terms dog years and human years are frequently used when describing the age of a dog. However, there are two diametrically opposed ways in which the terms are defined:
. One common nomenclature uses “human years” to represent a strict calendar basis (365 days) and a “dog year” to be the equivalent portion of a dog’s lifetime, as a calendar year would be for a human being. Under this system, a 6-year-old dog would be described as having an age of 6 human years or 40–50 (depending on the breed) dog years.
. The other common system defines “dog years” to be the actual calendar years (365 days each) of a dog’s life, and “human years” to be the equivalent age of a human being. By this terminology, the age of a 6-year-old dog is described as 6 dog years or 40–50 human years, a reversal from the previous definition.
X/Twitter
jamie rollinson
@jamieroll75
In dog coffees I have only had one today
11:27 AM · Jan 14, 2014
X/Twitter
You Serious, Clark?
@PacifismDabbler
In dog coffees I’ve only drank one today.
3:50 PM · May 28, 2014
X/Twitter
The Greg Perry
@RightNerve
I am only drinking 2 #coffees today. (But in #dog coffees.)
12:59 PM · Nov 16, 2014
X/Twitter
Hannah Marie ☼ ☽
@haannahmarieee
In dog coffees I only had one ☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️
7:03 PM · Jan 6, 2016
X/Twitter
A
@AngelaaZahn
In dog coffees, I’ve only had one ☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️
12:12 PM · Mar 24, 2016
X/Twitter
Bean Hook Up
@BeanHookUpAu
In dog coffees, I’ve only had one.
#coffee #beanhookup #Perth #Australia #caffeine #coffeeaddict
(The saying is also shown on an image.—ed.)
1:07 AM · Jun 10, 2016
X/Twitter
Immortal Coffee
@Immortal_Coffee
In dog coffees I’ve only had one. #DrinkMoreCoffee #StayCaffeinated
#BeImmortal #ImmortalMartialArts
#CoffeeFuel #GetAfterIt #MMA #BJJ #MixedMartialArts #MartialArts #MakeCoffeeNotExcuses #coffee #specialtycoffee #coffeetime #coffeelife #drinkbettercoffee #UFC
(The saying is also shown on an image.—ed.)
6:35 AM · Jul 22, 2020
Bluesky
Melanie Jackson
@mjjaxn.bsky.social
In dog coffees, I’ve only had one.
- Anonymous
February 10, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Bluesky
Tania Carina Pires
@taniacarinapires.bsky.social
Good morning, everyone!🙋♀️☀️
Today’s good mood is sponsored by coffee.☕️☕️☕️
#GoodMorningBluesky #Booksky #Translators #CoffeeTime #ThursdayThoughts #GoodVibes
[In dog coffees, I’ve only had one.
ALT]
August 21, 2025 at 2:29 AM
X/Twitter
AMERICAN BADASS 🇺🇲
@ABadassPatriot
In dog coffees, I only had one.
8:17 AM · Oct 6, 2025