“I’m putting my grades up for adoption because I can’t raise them myself”

“I’m putting my grades up for adoption because I can’t raise them myself” is a jocular school saying that has been printed on many images. “@BekahCohen98: Putting my grades up for adoption because I can’t raise them” was posted on Twitter by Liv on December 9, 2014. “Putting my grades up for adoption cause you know… I can’t raise em myself” was posted on Twitter by Sam Velarde on December 10, 2014.
 
Authorship is unknown. The saying possibly originated on an image.
   
   
Twitter
Liv 😊
@oliviavaldez_20
Replying to @BekahCohen98
“@BekahCohen98: Putting my grades up for adoption because I can’t raise them”
11:34 PM - 9 Dec 2014
   
Twitter
Sam Velarde
@Grey_Thorn
Putting my grades up for adoption cause you know… I can’t raise em myself 😭
8:34 PM - 10 Dec 2014
   
Twitter
Hayden Roadhouse
@HRoadhouse
I’ve decided to put my grades up for adoption since I can’t raise them myself
8:50 PM - 10 Dec 2014
   
Twitter
carson
@ctherring99
“Putting my grades up for adoption bc I can’t raise them myself”
9:25 PM - 10 Dec 2014
   
Twitter
HUA 🌺
@huatilt
Putting my grades up for adoption because I can’t raise them myself 😕
9:45 PM - 10 Dec 2014
         
Twitter
Yik Yak
@YikYakApp
“Putting my grades up for adoption as I can no longer raise them.” — University of Hong Kong
1:11 PM - 20 Dec 2014
 
Reddit—Jokes
Putting my grades up for adoption…
submitted May 20, 2015 by Simon_Inaki
Because I can’t raise them.
 
Reddit—Funny
Putting my grades up for adoption because I can’t raise them myself (self.funny)
submitted June 10, 2015 by DJ_Quanos
   
Reddit—Oneliners
I had to put my grades up for adoption because I couldn’t raise them.
submitted October 11, 2017 by wonliners
 
Reddit—Dad Jokes
In college, I tried to put my grades up for adoption. (self.dadjokes)
submitted January 27, 2018 by porichoygupto
Because I couldn’t raise them on my own.
 
Twitter
Sarah
@paradoxicsarah
Putting my grades up for adoption because I can’t raise them myself.
6:42 AM - 14 Aug 2018