“I’m having fruit salad for dinner…” (wine joke)

“Having fruit salad for dinner. Well, its mostly grapes actually. Ok, all grapes. Fermented grapes. Im having wine for dinner” was cited on Twitter on January 19, 2013, based on an ecard. A second similar ecard reads:
 
“I had a salad for dinner. It was a fruit salad. It had grapes. Lots of grapes. It was all grapes. It was wine. I had wine for dinner.”
   
“Last night I had a salad for dinner. It was a fruit salad. Mostly grapes though. It was all grapes. It was wine” was cited on Twitter on January 16, 2015, based on a third similar ecard.
 
   
Twitter
Erin Duke
‏@edgirlabouttown
@VanCityBlonde:having fruit salad for dinner. Well, its mostly grapes actually. Ok, all grapes. Fermented grapes. Im having wine for dinner.
Division No. 11, Alberta
1:47 AM - 19 Jan 2013
 
Twitter
Saul
‏@fardarter
@carynbaxter I’m having fruit salad for dinner.Well,it’s mostly grapes actually.Ok, all grapes.Fermented grapes. In having wine for dinner.”
4:39 PM - 20 Jan 2013
 
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B@TSHiT CR@ZY
‏@stfuKj
I’m having fruit salad for dinner. Well, it’s mostly grapes actually. Ok, all grapes. Fermented grapes. In having wine for dinner.
8:21 PM - 20 Jan 2013
 
Twitter
Dr. Jailbreak
‏@ThePuaSwitch
I had a fruit salad for dinner last night. Well, it was mostly grapes actually. Okay, all grapes, fermented grapes. I had wine for dinner
1:48 PM - 28 Jan 2013
 
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jaynie nell
‏@jayne_mckeon
“Last night I had a salad for dinner. It was a fruit salad. Mostly grapes though. It was all grapes. It was wine.”
Des Moines, IA
5:48 PM - 16 Jan 2015