“I’m aspirin’ to be a chemist”
“Aspiring” should not be confused with “aspirin,” but there are jokes.
“You see, I’m Aspirin’ to become an agricultural tumour, sorry, a Farmer Cyst!” was posted on the newsgroup alt.humor.puns on July 22, 2002. “I’m aspirin’ to be a pharmacist. #apexjokeoftheday” was posted on Twitter by Apex Recruitment on February 20, 2014. “A pharmacist - that’s what I’m ‘aspirin’ to be” was posted on Twitter by Ben’s jokes on October 17, 2014.
“Chemist” in the United Kingdom is what “pharmacist” is in the United States. “I’m aspirin’ to be a chemist” was posted on Twitter by er on July 4, 2020. “I’m aspirin’ to be a chemist” was posted on Twitter by GET LOLIFIED! on September 28, 2012, with the original source from the Sickipedia website.
“I’m Aspirin to be a Doctor” was posted on Twitter by IG: NinoRossie on September 11, 2011. “I know I’m aspirin to be a nurse in 2013 tho” was posted on Twitter by Maria Rodriguez on January 1, 2012.
“What did one painkiller say to the other? ‘You’re what I’m aspirin to be’” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on August 2, 2020.
Google Groups: alt.humor.puns
Not Two Tents
nemo
7/22/02
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I expect a rate of £2.50 for every bottle of cough mixture I sell, and £3 for each Streptotrap to catch some Streptomycin. You see, I’m Aspirin’ to become an agricultural tumour, sorry, a Farmer Cyst!
Twitter
IG: NinoRossie
@ItsNiNBabyCabCo
I’m Aspirin to be a Doctor.
12:24 AM · Sep 11, 2011·Plume for Android
Twitter
Maria Rodriguez
@HersheyKisss03
I know I’m aspirin to be a nurse in 2013 tho
7:12 PM · Jan 1, 2012·Echofon
Twitter
Patrick Alexander
@zpxlng
I might be just a common headache remedy… but I’m ASPIRIN’ to cure cancer one day! #bigdreams
8:28 PM · Jun 22, 2012·Twitter for Android
Twitter
er
@enanram
I’m aspirin’ to be a chemist.
11:26 AM · Jul 4, 2012·TweetDeck
Twitter
GET LOLIFIED!
@TheLOLWorld
[JOKE] I’m aspirin’ to be a chemist. http://bit.ly/UVoYja
9:21 PM · Sep 28, 2012·IFTTT
Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
I’m aspirin’ to be a chemist.
7:00 AM · Sep 29, 2012·TweetDeck
Twitter
señor pussyclaat
@Sacksation
Replying to @C2gd
@C2gd What do you want to do later in life? I’m aspirin’ to be a doctor. #pundaymonday
4:04 PM · Nov 12, 2012·Twitter for BlackBerry®
Twitter
Adam Russell
@Russella1294
You may laugh that I want to become a pharmacologist
But at least I’m aspirin to something!
3:22 AM · Dec 9, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Apex Recruitment
@apexrecruit
I’m aspirin’ to be a pharmacist. #apexjokeoftheday
10:05 AM · Feb 20, 2014·Hootsuite
Twitter
Ben’s jokes
@deano674
A pharmacist - that’s what I’m ‘aspirin’ to be.
3:19 PM · Oct 17, 2014·Twitter for Android
Twitter
Career Connect
@connectmycareer
I’m aspirin’ to be a chemist. #InternationalJokeDay
6:05 AM · Jul 1, 2015·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
Bagz
@Bagenda_Sylver
I am aspirin to be a pharmacist.
10:58 PM · Dec 11, 2015·Twitter for Android
Twitter
Ⓙⓞⓔ in Technicolor™
@RxScripTease
I am aspirin to be a pharmacist
4:36 PM · Feb 19, 2016·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
I’m aspirin’ to be a chemist.
7:50 PM · Aug 18, 2016·erased12647097
Twitter
Albert Riehle
@AlbertRiehle
I’m aspirin’ to be a chemist. #NationalTellAJokeDay #recruiting #lifescience #chemistry
10:39 AM · Aug 16, 2018·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
vinca vini
@vincavini
Now I’m aspirin’ to be a chemist
2:44 AM · Jan 26, 2020·Twitter for Android
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/insane_eraser August 2, 2020
What did one painkiller say to the other?
“You’re what I’m aspirin to be.”