"I'm allergic to green onions. Every time I eat…

“Hives” shouldn’t be confused with “chives,” but there are jokes. “And I have chives on my face. Great, I hate it when I break out in chives. Ugh” was posted on Twitter by WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM on April 21, 2009. “I’m allergic to potato skins. Whenever I eat them, I break out in chives…” was posted on Twitter by Jason Kim on June 18, 2011.

“I’m allergic to tiny green onions. If I eat them I break out in chives” was posted on Twitter by Snack Huddleston on October 14, 2016. “I’m allergic to green onions. Every time I eat them, I break out in chives” was posted on Reddit—Dad Jokes on September 29, 2018.

Wikipedia: Hives
Hives, also known as urticaria, is a kind of skin rash with red, raised, itchy bumps. They may also burn or sting. Often the patches of rash move around. Typically they last a few days and do not leave any long-lasting skin changes. Fewer than 5% of cases last for more than six weeks. The condition frequently recurs.

Wikipedia: Chives
Chives, scientific name Allium schoenoprasum, are an edible species of the genus Allium. Their close relatives include the garlic, shallot, leek, scallion, and Chinese onion.

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WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM
@rivalscho0ls
And I have chives on my face. Great, I hate it when I break out in chives. Ugh.
5:05 PM - 21 Apr 2009

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Jason Kim
@Ace234
I’m allergic to potato skins. Whenever I eat them, I break out in chives…
1:08 AM - 18 Jun 2011

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John Roman
@JohnRomansPants
I’m allergic to baked potatoes, one bit and I break out in chives. #potato
1:35 PM - 17 Nov 2013

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Snack Huddleston
@zhuddleston
I’m allergic to tiny green onions.
If I eat them I break out in chives.
11:37 AM - 14 Oct 2016

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Erik Chute
@chute_erik
Im allergic to cream cheese. I break out in chives!
3:04 PM - 27 Jan 2018

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Barney Husky
@BarneyHusky
@dethbox I have an allergy for certain herbs. I break out in chives.
2:05 PM - 25 Aug 2018

Reddit—Dad Jokes
I’m allergic to green onions (self.dadjokes)
submitted September 29, 2018 by vaxis2113
Every time I eat them, I break out in chives.