“I’m a complex woman with many moods—and they all require chocolate”

“I’m a woman of many moods and they all require chocolate” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.
 
“I am a woman of many moods, and they all require chocolate.—Unknown” was posted on the newsgroup nl.taal.citaten on May 3, 2003. “I’m a complex woman with many moods and they all require chocolate!” was posted on Twitter by Naranjita 🍊 on February 8, 2009, and this version probably originated with John Wagner’s Maxine comic illustration in “Crabby Road.”
   
“I’m a complex woman with many moods—and they all require coffee” is a related saying.
         
     
Google Groups: nl.taal.citaten
Chocolade
F@bke
May 3, 2003, 4:12:53 AM
(...)
I am a woman of many moods, and they all require chocolate.
—Unknown
       
Twitter
Naranjita 🍊
@PetiteOrange
“I’m a complex woman with many moods and they all require chocolate!”
3:50 PM · Feb 8, 2009·Twitter Web Client
   
Twitter
Sam Vargas
@SPAML
new quotes: “God has already factored my stupidity into my destiny.” and “I am a woman of many moods, and they all require chocolate.”
7:56 PM · Apr 17, 2009·Twitter Web Client
   
Twitter
Emily G
@emgillis08
I am a women of many moods and they all require chocolate
9:14 PM · Aug 15, 2009·Twitter SMS
   
Twitter
Kids Music Planet
@kidsmusicplanet
“I am a woman of many moods and they all require chocolate.”
10:08 AM · Aug 18, 2009·Twitter Web Client
       
Twitter
Collin Earl
@CollinEarl
lol now that is funny I don’t care who you are RT
@JenniferBWhite
: Warning: I’m a woman of many moods and they all require chocolate.
3:18 PM · Oct 10, 2009·Twitter Web Client
 
Twitterv
Cathy Turner
@_Cathy_Turner
Quote from Dove chocolate wrapper: I am a woman of many moods and they all require chocolate!!
12:07 AM · Jun 22, 2011·Twitterrific for iOS
 
Twitter 
Cococo | Cocoa Community Confections Inc.
@ChocBernCal
“I’m a woman of many moods—and they all require chocolate.” Our kind of lady!
(This is also shown on an image.—ed.)
11:35 AM · Oct 15, 2013·Twitter Web Client
 
YourTango
32 Most Delicious (And Hilarious) Quotes & Memes To Celebrate National Chocolate Day
By Sharon Brandwein — Written on Oct 24, 2018
(...)
24. Every. Single. One.
“I’m a woman of many moods and they all require chocolate.” - Unknown
 
Google Books
I’m A Woman Of Many Moods And They All Require Chocolate
Blank Lined Notebook ( Chocolate ) Brown
By Deserts Designs F · 2019
       
Twitter
JuliaPoems
@JJ56123
I’m a complex #woman with many moods - and they all require #chocolate.
(This is also shown on a Maxine “Crabby Road” comic illustration.—ed.)
2:17 PM · Apr 19, 2019·Twitter Web Client
 
Twitter
𝑩𝒓𝒊𝒂 ⋆♥︎⋆゚
@bria_110
I am a woman of many moods and they all require chocolate.
2:07 PM · May 13, 2022·Twitter for Android
 
Twitter
Naira 🇵🇰
@NatieNayra
I’m a girl of many moods and they all require chocolate.
8:32 AM · May 15, 2022·Twitter for Android