“If you see me talking to myself, mind your business. I’m having a parent teacher conference.”

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The Happy Kid Show
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If you see me talking to myself, mind your business I’m having a parent teacher conference. #QuarantineMomQuotes
7:28 PM · May 5, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
 
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SHTF Prepping & Homesteading Central
May 12, 2020 at 3:00 PM
PT Meetings. Be back later…
Home School Day 22:
My child asked why I was talking to myself.
I told her it was a Parent/Teacher Conference

 
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Andy Hargreaves
@HargreavesBC
A sign seen on my bike ride today:
“If you see me talking to myself, I’m having a parent-teacher conference with myself!!”
@lucyhargreaves4 @tristateach @mshagerman @joelwestheimer
4:36 PM · May 16, 2020·Twitter Web App