"If you don’t have a boob job, you should be able…

A “boob job” means work done on a breast (boob). It is not an actual job, but there are jokes.

“If boobjobs were actually jobs, I’d file for boobunemployment& the gov’t wld have to give me enough titty/week to survive. I accept handfuls” was posted on Twitter by Annie Lederman on September 3, 2012. “everyone always talks about boob jobs but no one talks about boob unemployment” was posted on Twitter by “b” on May 4, 2019.

“boob job implies the existence of boob unemployment” (shown on a tweet by duo@duolingous) was posted on Reddit—BrandNewSentence on November 16, 2019. “Boob job implies the existence of boob unemployment” was posted on Twitter by Freaky Geeky on March 16, 2020. “titjobs imply the existence of titunemployment” was posted on Twitter by Yui on January 7, 2022.

“If you don’t have a boob job you should be able to collect boob unemployment” was posted on Twitter by “The Gospel of Lemons, PhD” on October 28, 2020.

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Annie Lederman
@annielederman
If boobjobs were actually jobs, I’d file for boobunemployment& the gov’t wld have to give me enough titty/week to survive. I accept handfuls
5:32 PM · Sep 3, 2012·Twitter Web Client

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b
@bigfactzz
everyone always talks about boob jobs but no one talks about boob unemployment
11:34 PM · May 4, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

Reddit—BrandNewSentence
Posted by u/khiyamixd November 16, 2019
boob unemployment
(A tweet by duo@duolingous reads, “boob job implies the existence of boob unemployment.”—ed.)

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Freaky Geeky
@Freak0nIine
Boob job implies the existence of boob unemployment.
Aaaaand send.
6:00 PM · Mar 16, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

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j
@allidoisyolo
the opposite of boob job is boob unemployment
11:21 PM · Sep 17, 2020·Twitter Web App

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The Gospel of Lemons, PhD
@JuiciestFroot
If you don’t have a boob job you should be able to collect boob unemployment
9:37 PM · Oct 28, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

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Josh
@jcnes12
Boob job implies the existance of boob unemployed
7:12 PM · Feb 5, 2021·Twitter for iPhone

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lady of leisure
@lyxopk
everyone always talks about boob jobs but no one ever talks about boob unemployment
9:40 PM · Feb 9, 2021·Twitter for iPhone

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Cameron Hull
@camahull
Boob jobs imply the existence of boob unemployment and frankly I think the government needs to address that more
8:32 PM · Jul 13, 2021·Twitter for Android

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Αλισάρ
@heaIseverything
boob jobs imply the existence of a boob economy and boob market
3:56 PM · Aug 22, 2021·Twitter for iPhone

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Yui
@Van1tasS
titjobs imply the existence of titunemployment
4:26 PM · Jan 7, 2022·Twitter Web App

“If you don’t have a boob job, you should be able to collect boob unemployment”