“If you can’t tell a spoon from a ladle, then you’re fat!”

“If you can’t tell a spoon from a ladle, then you’re fat!” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. New York-born comedian Demetri Martin said on the comedy special Person (2007):
 
“If you can’t tell the difference between a spoon and a ladle, then you’re fat.”
 
 
Wikipedia: Demetri Martin
Demetri Evan Martin (born May 25, 1973) is an American comedian, actor, artist, musician, writer, and humorist. He is best known for his work as a stand-up comedian, being a contributor on The Daily Show, and his Comedy Central show Important Things with Demetri Martin.
     
IMDb (The Internet Movie Database)
Demetri Martin. Person. (2007 TV Special)
Quotes
Demetri Martin: If you can’t tell the difference between a spoon and a ladle, then you’re fat.
   
Nutrition Nibbles
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
“Some jokes are short and elegant, like a mathematical proof or a midget in a ballgown.”
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“If you can’t tell the difference between a spoon and a ladle, then you’re fat.”
 
Google Books
The 2,548 Wittiest Things Anybody Ever Said
Selected and compiled by Robert Byrne
New York, NY: Touchstone
2012
Pg. ?:
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If you can’t tell a spoon from a ladle, you’re fat. —Demetri Martin
 
man-eating-chicken
“If you can’t tell a spoon from a ladle, then you’re fat!”
Demetri Martin
funny lol demetri martin
Dec 14th, 2015
 
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“If you can’t tell a spoon from a ladle, then you’re fat!” - Demetri Martin
11:15 AM - 10 Aug 2016