“If you are not coffee, chocolate, or bacon, I’m going to need you to go away”

“If you are not coffee, chocolate, or bacon, I’m going to need you to go away” is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. “If you are not Chocolate, Coffee, or Bacon. Im going to need you to go away” was posted on Twitter on March 14, 2015.
 
   
Twitter
Curly_Haired_Vixen‏
@nettie1969
If you are not a cup of tea or a bacon butty I’m going to need you to go away.
4:42 AM - 14 Mar 2015
   
Twitter
zariah samone‏
@zariah_samone
If you are not Chocolate, Coffee, or Bacon. Im going to need you to go away. ✋
10:15 PM - 14 Mar 2015
 
Twitter
Kevin Cieri‏
@kevin_cieri
If you are not coffee, chocolate, or bacon, I’m going to need you to go away. . .
8:47 AM - 24 Mar 2015
 
Twitter
WhatsYourPrice.com‏
@WhatsYourPrice
If you are not #coffee, #chocolate, or #bacon, I’m going to need you to go away. #Monday
10:50 AM - 30 Mar 2015
 
Twitter
Chris Cannon‏
@ccannonauthor
If you are not #coffee, #chocolate, or #bacon, I’m going to need you to go away. #LOL
11:42 AM - 11 Apr 2015
 
Sizzle
IF YOU ARE NOT COFFEE CHOCOLATE OR BACON I’M GOING TO NEED YOU TO GO AWAY HAPPY TUESDAY MEME
MEMES CHOCOLATE COFFEE HAPPY HAPPINESS 🤖 ARES IMS TUESDAY HAPPY TUESDAY GO AWAY NEEDED GO TO IFS GOING AWAY TUESDAYS
FOUND @ 5 LIKES ON 2016-11-12 05:03:33 BY SIZZLE
SOURCE: FACEBOOK
 
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COMMENTS
tammysmith on Feb 3, 2017 6:19 pm said:
”If you are not coffee,chocolate or bacon……I’m going to need you to go away”…..that’s how the quote goes,I think.
     
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46. If you are not coffee, chocolate or bacon, I’m going to need you to go away
- Anonymous