“If regular guns are firearms, squirt guns should be called waterarms”

“If regular guns are firearms, squirt guns should be called waterarms” was posted on Twitter by [Cat face]ri-Warui on October 24, 2017. “If guns are firearms, then are squirt guns waterarms?” was posted on Twitter by Peter J. Jones on July 5, 2018. “If real Guns are Firearms then Water guns are Waterarms” was posted on Twitter by WittyJustAintWitty on May 16, 2021.
       
“Firearms imply the existence of Waterarms Eartharms Airarms” was posted on Twitter by “Literally Three Kobolds in a Trenchcoa” on March 24, 2020. “firearms implies the existence of waterarms” was posted on Twitter by @ZalkhuuZaluu on September 23, 2021. “Firearms imply the existence of Eartharms, windarms, and waterarms” was posted on Twitter by “this is my christmas avi” on December 20, 2021.
   
         
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Almos Def/Yasiin Bae/Uncle Joe
@joebiam
N-Force was fuun, but me and the Bear have pressing business in the firearms sections. Wait. Wouldn’t SuperSoakers be waterarms?
9:02 PM · May 6, 2010·Twitter Web Client
   
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Earvin to the A
@just_earvin
I hope the airport would allow travelers to bring waterguns for #Songkran ...i mean they are waterarms, not firearms. #semiblondemoment
10:29 PM · Apr 9, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/purple112 July 12, 2014
Dad joked my dad
I go out to the patio and start pretending to shoot water guns. My dad asked “Are you playing with firearms?” I responded “No, I’m playing with waterarms.”
   
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Niall Rixon (Commissions Open)
@The_HeffaLump
you’ve got firearms? you still need waterarms, eartharms, and windarms to complete the set.
12:54 PM · May 22, 2015·Twitter Web Client
   
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[Cat face]ri-Warui
@oleivarrudi
If regular guns are firearms, squirt guns should be called waterarms
3:22 AM · Oct 24, 2017·Twitter Web App
   
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[Cat face]ri-Warui
@oleivarrudi
Firearms
Waterarms
Eartharms
Air arms
Lovearms
3:26 AM · Oct 24, 2017·Twitter Web App
   
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Peter J. Jones
@GayNerd53
If guns are firearms, then are squirt guns waterarms?
2:37 AM · Jul 5, 2018·Twitter for Android
   
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Literally Three Kobolds in a Trenchcoat
@ThreeKobolds
Replying to @PaterVoss
Firearms imply the existence of
Waterarms
Eartharms
Airarms
10:33 PM · Mar 24, 2020·Twitter for Android
   
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WittyJustAintWitty
@WittyIs
If real Guns are Firearms then Water guns are Waterarms
6:37 PM · May 16, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
   
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@ZalkhuuZaluu
firearms implies the existence of waterarms
12:03 AM · Sep 23, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
 
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this is my christmas avi
@Mom_Overboard
Firearms imply the existence of Eartharms, windarms, and waterarms
8:22 AM · Dec 20, 2021·Twitter for iPhone