"If people make you sick, then maybe you should cook…

“If people make you sick, then maybe you should cook them longer” is a jocular cannibalistic saying that has been printed on many images. “If people make you sick, cook them longer.” was posted on Twitter by Mick on December 14, 2016.

“People make you sick? Cook them longer.” was posted on Reddit—ShittyLifeProTips on December 19, 2017. “Spotted on bumper sticker: ‘if people make you sick maybe you should cook them longer’” was posted on Twitter by charles schneider on February 8, 2019.

Twitter
Mick
@MikaFrei
If people make you sick, cook them longer.
12:55 PM - 14 Dec 2016

Reddit—ShittyLifeProTips
Posted by u/Herbs_and-Spices December 19, 2017
People make you sick? Cook them longer.

Twitter
Yanko ✊
@DaveYanko
If people make you sick
Cook them longer…....
5:51 AM - 20 Dec 2017 from Tinley Park, IL

Twitter
Mike Hart
@MikeHartjr1791
If people make you sick.. You need to cook them longer. #realtalk #society #nolovenomore
#care #keepit100 #peopleskills
12:45 PM - 20 Dec 2017

Twitter
Chloroform in Print
@IdahoNuke
If people make you sick, maybe you should cook them longer. #WednesdayWisdom
2:04 PM - 20 Dec 2017

Twitter
charles schneider
@charlesfourtune
spotted on bumper sticker: “if people make you sick maybe you should cook them longer”
4:52 PM - 8 Feb 2019

Reddit—Darkjokesunlocked
Posted by u/littlepinkranger174 June 20, 2019
If people make you sick…
Then maybe you should just cook them longer.

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/The-Guvnor July 13, 2019
If people make you sick…
Maybe you should cook them longer…