"If I were a judge, I'd change my surname to…

Is there a judgmental judge named Judge Mental?

“Or I’ll change my last name to ‘Mental’ so when I get my own show they’ll say; ‘all rise for Judge Mental’” was posted on Twitter by PendeJotep on August 23, 2010. “If I was a judge I would definitely change my last name to ‘mental’ #terriblejoketuesdays” was posted on Twitter by samantha ronson on May 3, 2011. “If I were a Judge, I’d change my surname to Mental” was posted on Reddit—Oneliners on June 12, 2020.

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PendeJotep
@BroadwayBrooks
Or I’ll change my last name to “Mental” so when I get my own show they’ll say; “all rise for Judge Mental”
2:34 PM · Aug 23, 2010·Twitter SMS

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samantha ronson
@samantharonson
If I was a judge I would definitely change my last name to “mental” #terriblejoketuesdays
2:45 PM · May 3, 2011·Twitter Web Client

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Ian Hale
@EpicallyFailing
If ever I were to become a Judge, i’d totally change my surname to Mental.
7:50 AM · Apr 16, 2012·MOTOBLUR

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Anthony Crupi
@crupicrupicrupi
Were I a magistrate, I would change my surname to Mental. That way my official title would be Judge //HEY GUYS THIS IS THE POLICE *sirens*//
12:13 AM · Apr 18, 2012·Twitter for iPhone

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matt hanson
@hansonmatthew
if I were a judge, I’d change my last name to mental. that’s right. I don’t take it back,
10:30 PM · Jun 26, 2012·Twitter for iPhone

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Graham Johnny
@gjaywilkinson
If I ever become a judge, the first thing I’m gonna do is change my surname to Mental.
3:39 PM · Jul 14, 2013·Twitter for iPhone

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Alan Wheeler
@__Alan__
If I was planning on becoming a judge I would definitely change my surname to mental in preparation.
3:29 PM · Jul 1, 2014·Twitter Web Client

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Largey Littles
@BboyKitastrophe
Might become a judge, change my surname to “Mental”.
6:23 PM · Jan 16, 2017 from Plymouth, England·Twitter for Android

Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/Rav4xle June 12, 2020
If I were a Judge, I’d change my surname to Mental.
COMMENTS
Blarty97
At the end of a trial the headline could be:
” Judge Mental Case Closed.”

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Bob Kostic
@causticbob
If I were a Judge, I’d change my surname to Mental.
5:56 PM · Jun 12, 2020·Twitter Web App

“If I were a judge, I’d change my surname to Mental”