“If I had a dollar for every time someone said I was racist…” (joke)
A politically incorrect joke is:
“If I had a dollar for every time someone said I was racist, a black guy would rob me.”
“If I had a dollar for every time someone called me a racist I’d be a millionaire. Then some dirty minority would try to rob me for it” was posted on Twitter on April 22, 2013. “If I got $1 every time somebody called me a racist, black people would rob me” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on August 23, 2015.
The joke has been printed on several images.
Twitter
Just Tim 🤘🏻
@timisntnice2u
If I had a dollar for every time someone called me a racist I’d be a millionaire. Then some dirty minority would try to rob me for it
11:40 PM - 22 Apr 2013
Reddit—Jokes
If I got $1 every time somebody called me a racist
submitted August 23, 2015 by spartacus311
black people would rob me
Twitter
One Two Step
@PajamaBottomsMW
If I had a dollar for every time someone called me racist, minorities would rob me.
11:07 PM - 23 Aug 2015
Twitter
Fresh Stand Up
@FreshStandUp
If I had a pound for every time I was racist…Black people would rob me. http://bit.ly/1V4pcB9 via @sickipedia
7:39 AM - 24 Aug 2015
Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
If I had a pound for every time I was racist…
Black people would rob me.
4:16 PM - 24 Aug 2015
Facebook
Fucked up jokes
November 8, 2015 ·
If I had 1 dollar for every racist joke I’ve ever told, a black guy would probably rob me. -Bob.
Reddit—Jokes
If I had a dollar for every racist thing I said
submitted February 18, 2017 by chiefs_alkaliplasma
a black guy would probably rob me.
Reddit—Jokes
If I had dollar for every time I was racist
submitted May 26, 2017 by HypeNinja0121
I’d get robbed by a black guy.