“If Drinks Could Talk: Coffee - You can do this! Wine - You don’t have to do this!”

“If Drinks Could Talk: Coffee - You can do this! Wine - You don’t have to do this! Tequila - Holy shit! Did you really just do that?!” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The following (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Tipsy Bartender on August 28, 2016:
     
“If drinks could talk:
Coffee - You can do this!
Wine: You don’t have to do this!
Tequila: Holy shit! Did you really just do that?!!!”

     
         
Facebook
Tipsy Bartender
August 28, 2016 at 3:00 PM ·
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If drinks could talk:
Coffee - You can do this!
Wine: You don’t have to do this!
Tequila: Holy shit! Did you really just do that?!!!
 
Twitter
Leana Zittlau
@LeanaZittlau
If drinks could talk: Coffee - You can do this! Wine - You don’t have to do this! Tequila- Holy shit! Did you really just do that?!!!!
11:51 PM · Sep 6, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
♉️ I PUT GOD FIRST
@CadillacCT52021
If drinks could talk
Coffee - You can do this
Wine- You don’t have to do this
Tequila- Holy shit did you just do that 😂😂😂
4:14 AM · Dec 22, 2016·Twitter for iPad
   
Twitter
K3nnE
@K3nnEtv
If Drinks could talk:
Coffee - You can do this!
Wine - You don’t have to do this.
Tequila - Holy shit! did you really just do that?
12:52 AM · Mar 26, 2017·Twitter Web Client
   
Twitter
Ambily . H
@AmbiLy_ABi
If drinks could talk: 
Coffee- you can do this!  ☕️
Wine- you don’t have to do this!  🍷
Tequila - Holy Shit! Did you really just do that!!!!!!!  🍸
#NationalTequilaDay
9:58 AM · Jul 24, 2018·Twitter Web Client
 
Twitter
David Voth
@SexCigarsBooze
If drinks could talk…
#coffee #wine #tequila
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IF DRINKS COULD TALK:
Coffee—You can do this!
Wine - You don’t have to do this!
Tequila - Holy shit! Did you really just do that?!
3:37 PM · Aug 26, 2022·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
CONSTANCE
@ConstanceSaal
If drinks could talk…🫣
Coffee: You can do this!
Wine: You don’t have to do this!
Tequila: Did you really just do that?!!!
2:50 AM · Aug 27, 2022·Twitter for iPhone