“If cannibals start starving, they can always make themselves a snack”

“If cannibals start starving, they can always make themselves a snack” was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughts on January 26, 2019. It was removed (Showerthoughts doesn’t accept jokes) and posted the next day on Reddit—Dadjokes.
   
“Cannibals will never go hungry. They can always make themselves a snack” was posted on Twitter by Doc on February 1, 2019. This was re-posted by Doc on Twitter on November 29, 2021, and was also posted this day on Reddit—ApparentJokes.
   
 
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/k0wala January 26, 2019
If cannibals start starving, they can always make themselves a snack.
[removed]
   
Reddit—Dadjokes 
Crossposted by u/Brentobot January 27, 2019
If cannibals start starving, they can always make themselves a snack.
r/Showerthoughts
Posted by u/k0wala January 26, 2019
If cannibals start starving, they can always make themselves a snack.
[removed]
   
Twitter
Doc
@DocAtCDI
Cannibals will never go hungry. They can always make themselves a snack.
1:25 AM · Feb 1, 2019·Facebook
   
Twitter
RandomThoughts
@th0ughtbot
If cannibals start starving, they can always make themselves a snack.
10:23 PM · Oct 19, 2021·th0ughtBot
 
Twitter
Doc
@DocAtCDI
Cannibals will never go hungry. They can always make themselves a snack.
3:28 PM · Nov 29, 2021·PunsByDocAtCDI
 
Reddit—ApparentJokes
Posted by u/DokCyber November 29, 2021
Cannibals will never go hungry. They can always make themselves a snack.
Cannibals will never go hungry. They can always make themselves a snack.