“If cats could talk to cops, they wouldn’t”
“If cats could talk to cops, they wouldn’t” is a meme that has been printed on many images. The meme combines the sayings “If cats could [X}, they wouldn’t” with “Don’t talk to cops.”
“IF CATS COULD TALK… TO COPS… THEY WOULDN’T” (shown on an image) was posted on Tumblr by wolfman4president on March 24, 2014. “‘If cats could talk to cops they wouldn’t.’ #bristol” (the saying is shown on a poster) was posted on X/Twitter by INZESTREET on November 10, 2015. “‘If cats could talk to cops, they wouldn’t.’ So asserts this t-shirt by dogsectionpress” was posted on X/Twitter by Cindy Barukh Milstein on November 14, 2018.
“If cats could text you back, they wouldn’t” is a related saying.
Tumblr
wolfman4president
cats pets animals cops
Mar 24th, 2014
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
IF CATS COULD TALK…
TO COPS…
THEY WOULDN’T
X/Twitter
🇺🇲🏳️🌈 @ADignorantium@mstdn.social 🏳️🌈🇺🇲
@ADignorantium
If cats could talk to cops… http://tmblr.co/ZLbAJx1B56yYV
6:31 PM · Mar 24, 2014
X/Twitter
Jus (They/Them)
@JuiceBoxxJuss
If cats could talk to cops, they wouldn’t,
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
IF CATS COULD TALK…
TO COPS…
THEY WOULDN’T
2:01 PM · Mar 26, 2014
Facebook
Josh Viggiani
April 18, 2014 at 7:40 PM ·
If cats could talk to cops… they wouldn’t.
X/Twitter
INZESTREET
@inzestreet
“If cats could talk to cops they wouldn’t.” #bristol
(The saying is also shown on a poster.—ed.)
12:39 PM · Nov 10, 2015
X/Twitter
(gucc)imane
@marxistimanist
“if cats could talk to cops they wouldn’t” this is the truest statement i have ever laid my eyes upon
12:33 PM · Nov 19, 2015
X/Twitter
Cindy Barukh Milstein (they)
@CindyMilstein
“If cats could talk to cops, they wouldn’t.” So asserts this t-shirt by dogsectionpress, which makes “books with bite.”
And that’s just the start of the #AllCatsAreBeautiful sentiment of… https://instagram.com/p/BqK6H8ghHHH/?utm_source=ig_twitter_share&igshid=dpa3v4dcaus6
1:15 PM · Nov 14, 2018
X/Twitter
Dimitar Schmackes
@Karangtateng
“If cats could talk to cops they wouldn’t” #Katzenstattsachsen #catcontent #Pegizei @dieLisebise
(The saying is also shown on a poster.—ed.)
1:21 PM · Nov 11, 2019
Reddit—Sticker
stopme45—July 10, 2021
“If cats could talk to cops, they wouldn’t” spotted in Athens
(The saying is shown on a poster.—ed.)
iFunny
80sMermaiden_2015
18 jun 2022
IF CATS COULD TALK TO COPS, THEY WOULDN’T.
X/Twitter
Radical Graffiti
@GraffitiRadical
“If cats could talk, to cops, they wouldn’t”
Poster seen in Melbourne
(The saying is shown on a poster.—ed.)
3:46 AM · Apr 21, 2023
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X/Twitter
Sal the Agorist
@SallyMayweather
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
IF CATS COULD TALK
TO COPS,
THEY WOULDN’T.
10:28 AM · Oct 29, 2024