“I’d drink a lot less alcohol if a lot less alcohol got me drunk”

“I’d drink a lot less alcohol if a lot less alcohol got me drunk” is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on several images. The saying was posted on Twitter by “ReasonsToGetDrunk” on November 25, 2012.
 
   
Twitter
ReasonsToGetDrunk
‏@DrunkenExcuses
I’d drink a lot less alcohol if a lot less alcohol got me drunk.
9:52 AM - 25 Nov 2012
 
Twitter
John FanClub
‏@JohnD_Problems
“ I’d drink a lot less alcohol if a lot less alcohol got me drunk.” #life #butseriously #30andmore
9:59 AM - 25 Nov 2012
 
Funny Status
I’d drink a lot less alcohol if a lot less alcohol…
December 31, 2013 Men Status Updates
I’d drink a lot less alcohol if a lot less alcohol got me drunk.
 
Twitter
Leslie Chow
‏@ImLeslieChow
I’d drink a lot less alcohol if a lot less alcohol got me drunk,
7:18 PM - 10 Mar 2014
 
Google Books
One Liners
By Abhinav Chhabra
New Delhi (?): Diamond Pocket Books Pvt Ltd
2015
Pg. ?:
I’d drink a lot less alcohol if a lot less alcohol got me drunk.
   
Twitter
Drunk
‏@drunk
I’d drink a lot less alcohol if a lot less alcohol got me drunk.
9:00 PM - 11 Mar 2015
 
Twitter
Bill Murray
‏@BiIIMurray
I’d drink a lot less alcohol if a lot less alcohol got me drunk.
7:23 PM - 17 Feb 2017