“I would’ve never imagined my hands would consume more alcohol than my liver”

The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused many people to use alcohol-based sanitizers on their hands. “I never thought in my entire life that my hands would consume more alcohol than my mouth” and “Never in my whole life would I imagine my hands would consume more alcohol than my mouth” are sayings that have been printed on many images.
   
“I never thought my hands would consume more alcohol than my liver” was posted on Twitter by Amyr Rocha Lima, CFP® on March 19, 2020. “I would never have imagined that my hands would consume more alcohol than my liver” was posted on Twitter by Matty D † on March 20, 2020. “I would’ve never imagined my hands would consume more alcohol than my liver” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on May 6, 2020.
 
“I never thought in my entire life, my hands would consume more alcohol than my mouth” was posted on Facebook by Lindy Thompson on March 21, 2020. “I never thought in my entire life that my hands would consume more alcohol than my mouth” was posted on Twitter by Sean O’ Donovan on March 21, 2020.
   
“Never in my whole life would I imagine my hands would consume more alcohol than my mouth” was posted on Twitter by Jess Tweets #WearaMASK on March 28, 2020.
   
   
Wikipedia: 2019-20 coronavirus outbreak
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic is an ongoing global pandemic of coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19), caused by severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2 (SARS-CoV-2). The outbreak was first identified in Wuhan, Hubei, China, in December 2019, and was recognised as a pandemic by the World Health Organization (WHO) on 11 March 2020.
               
Twitter
Amyr Rocha Lima, CFP®
@a_rochalima
Musings on #COVID19…
I never thought my hands would consume more alcohol than my liver.
#QuarentineLife
GIF
1:01 PM · Mar 19, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
Matty D †
@davilamatt32
I would never have imagined that my hands would consume more alcohol than my liver
7:51 PM · Mar 20, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
       
Facebook
Lindy Thompson
March 21, 2020 ·
I never thought in my entire life, my hands would consume more alcohol than my mouth.
 
Twitter
Sean O’ Donovan
@henriksen1
I never thought in my entire life that my hands would consume more alcohol than my mouth.
6:37 AM · Mar 21, 2020·Twitter for Android
   
Twitter
Mind Of MoMo
@MoMoMonica5
My dad texted me today:
“I never would have thought my hands would consume more alcohol than my mouth.”#CoronavirusPandemic #Jokes
2:03 PM · Mar 21, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
Jo
@jo86swfc
I never thought in my entire life that my hands would consume more alcohol than my mouth 🤷🏼‍♀️
2:35 PM · Mar 21, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
     
Facebook
Kris Weiler
March 22, 2020 ·
I never thought in my entire life, my hands would consume more alcohol than my mouth.
 
Facebook
Crystal Clark
March 23, 2020 ·
I never thought in my entire life, my hands would consume more alcohol than my mouth.
 
Twitter
Chebitwey
@dchebitwey
I never thought in my entire life my hands would consume more alcohol than my mouth.
3:38 PM · Mar 23, 2020·Twitter for Android
 
Twitter
ISPAN KIMUTAI
@IspanKimutai
I never thought in my entire life my hands would consume more alcohol than my mouth.
#Quarantine
#LockDownKenya
4:14 PM · Mar 23, 2020·Twitter for Android
       
Twitter
Kingsley Cassity
@CassityKingsley
I couldn’t imagine in my lifetime that my hands would consume more alcohol than my mouth this covid thing is serious
12:54 AM · Mar 24, 2020 from Rift Valley, Kenya·Twitter for Android
   
Twitter
Jess Tweets #WearaMASK
@Greaseproofpap1
Never in my whole life would I imagine my hands would consume more alcohol than my mouth #coronavirus
GIF
4:56 PM · Mar 28, 2020·Twitter for Android
   
Twitter
Lord Bistua Nuova
@BistuaNuova
Never in my life did I ever imagine that my hands would consume more alcohol than my mouth!!! #GuernseyTogether
2:19 PM · Mar 29, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
         
Twitter
Daniel Smyth
@bigdee_evo
Never in my whole life, would I imagine my hands would consume more alcohol than my mouth #staysafe #WashYourHands #WeWillPrevail #WeWillGetThroughThisTogether
11:06 PM · Mar 29, 2020·Twitter for Android
     
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/_reddit_69_ May 6, 2020
I would’ve never imagined my hands would consume more alcohol than my liver. 
   
Facebook
Riaz M Nimji
May 6, 2020 at 2:45 PM ·
I Never Thought In My Entire Life
My Hands Will Consume More Alcohol Than My
Liver.
 
Daily Mail (London, UK)
Rebecca Judd and Married at First Sight star spruik hand sanitiser on Instagram during COVID-19 pandemic and offers discount codes for fans
Here’s how to help people impacted by Covid-19
By JOSHUA FOX FOR DAILY MAIL AUSTRALIA
PUBLISHED: 20:52 EDT, 12 May 2020 | UPDATED: 02:40 EDT, 13 May 2020
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‘I never thought in my entire life my hands would consume more alcohol than my mouth ... use code NING10 to get 10% off for the next 3 months,’ she wrote.
 
Twitter
Manuel Ramírez
@immanuramirez
Never in my whole life I would imagine my hands would consume more alcohol than my mouth.
10:18 AM · May 17, 2020·Twitter for Android