“I would lose weight, but I hate losing”

“I would lose weight, but I hate losing” is a jocular line that has been printed on many gift items, such as T-shirts and posters. The saying has been cited on Twitter since July 25, 2012.
 
     
Twitter
Le’Aj
‏@FizzleKaboom
I would lose weight but I hate losing!
11:47 PM - 25 Jul 2012
 
Twitter
Mr.Mak.Ya.Gurl.Blush
‏@Ucy_NVOXO
I would lose weight but I hate losing.
8:43 AM - 26 Jul 2012
 
Twitter
AdvoCare Distributor
‏@NxtLvlNutrition
I would lose weight but I hate losing.
10:09 PM - 26 Jul 2012
 
Twitter
Alex, the Cucumber
‏@Superpickles101
I’d lose weight but I hate losing
3:39 AM - 27 Jul 2012
 
Facebook
Haaaaaawwwwwwwwwwww
October 21, 2012 ·
I would lose weight, but I hate losing.
 
Joke All You Can
WEDNESDAY, JULY 16, 2014
I would lose weight. but I hate losing
 
9buz
I would lose weight but I hate losing..
Submitted By: 9buz on September 4, 2014