“I worked in an office on a cul-de-sac. It was a dead end job”
A dead end street is sometimes called a cul-de-sac. There are several cul-de-sac jokes relating to a “dead end job.”
“I used to work in a cul-de-sac but it was dead end job…” was posted on Twitter by Julian S Wood on January 30, 2010. “Building a cul-de-sac would be a bit of a dead-end job” was posted on Twitter by Starski111 on June 7, 2011. “Building cul-de-sacs is a dead end job” was posted on Twitter by Johnny Normality (Still Spooky Mode) on February 8, 2018.
“i worked in an office on a cul de sac it was a dead end job” was posted on Twitter by keepingitcreel on September 26, 2018. “i worked in an office on a cul de sac : it was a dead end job” was posted on Twitter by Pirate World on September 27, 2018. The joke probably originated on Reddit—Oneliners (and was possibly deleted).
“I live on a cul-de-sac, which is French for ‘Everybody here is white‘“ and “Is a cul-de-sac a spoon in the road?” are other cul-de-sac sayings.
Wikipedia: Dead end (street)
A dead end, also known as a cul-de-sac (/ˈkʌldəsæk, ˈkʊl-/, from French for ‘bag-bottom’ ), no through road or no exit road, is a street with only one inlet or outlet.
The term “dead end” is understood in all varieties of English, but the official terminology and traffic signs include many different alternatives. Some of these are used only regionally. In the United States and other countries, cul-de-sac is often not an exact synonym for dead end and refers to dead ends with a circular end, allowing for easy turning at the end of the road. In Australia and Canada, they are usually referred to as a court when they have a bulbous end.
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Darragh Doyle
@darraghdoyle
A dead-end job if ever I saw one: a prostitute in a cul-de-sac. #doylejoke
11:20 AM · Apr 24, 2009·Twitter Web Client
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Julian S Wood
@Ideas_Factory
@timrylands #ffired I used to work in a cul-de-sac but it was dead end job…
6:14 PM · Jan 30, 2010·Twitter Web Client
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Mad As A March Hare
@twowitwowoo
The cul-de-sac builder felt he was in a bit of a dead-end job!
3:14 AM · Nov 22, 2010·Twitter Web Client
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Hugh Osborn
@exohugh
I work putting up cul-de-sac signs. It’s a bit of a dead-end job… #joke
4:38 PM · Mar 22, 2011·Twitter for iPhone
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Starski111
@starski111
Building a cul-de-sac would be a bit of a dead-end job.
3:38 AM · Jun 7, 2011·erased734497
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Jennifer Fenochietti
@Jenfen22
“@omgthatspunny: Building a cul-de-sac would be a bit of a dead-end job. #punny”
@amandaj_mcrae
11:12 PM · May 25, 2012·Twitter for iPhone
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Steve O’Day
@SteveODay1
Is building a traffic circle a round-about way of earning a living?
Is building cul-de-sacs a dead end job?
8:42 AM · May 17, 2012·Twitter for iPhone
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Ashley Petty
@apetty7
Have you ever considered that building cul-de-sacs is a dead end job?
10:18 PM · Jun 27, 2012·Twitter for iPhone
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Barry Browne™
@babsbrowne
If you work in a Cul-de-sac is that a dead end job?
7:26 AM · Aug 8, 2012·Twitter for iPhone
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Tash
@ScreamingFox
My boss has got me building cul-de-sacs. It’s a real dead-end job.
7:13 PM · Nov 11, 2012·Echofon
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David Banham
@david_banham
Putting up cul-de-sac signs, now there’s a dead end job.
4:12 PM · Feb 12, 2013·Twitter Web Client
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Barbara Wilson
@btruewilson
Why did the man quit his job building cul-de-sacs? Because it was a dead end job. #jokeoftheday
11:07 PM · Feb 13, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
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Al
@algowans
I used to have a job building cul-de-sacs. That was a dead end job
11:02 AM · May 20, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
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Your Ex Wife Expects a Gift for Christmas
@Yourexwiife
Building a cul-de-sac would be a bit of a dead end job #sundaypunday
3:46 PM · Aug 18, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
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Nigel Pearson
@SplottBoy
#dailypun #construction I used to work building Cul de Sacs. It was a dead end job.
10:23 AM · Dec 31, 2013·Twitter Web Client
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Julie Abraham
@JulieZayAbraham
Building a cul-de-sac would be a bit of a dead-end job.
12:50 PM · Jan 15, 2014·Twitter Web Client
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Seven Figure Systems
@7FigureSystems
Building cul-de-sacs would be a dead-end job. #lamejoke
5:11 AM · Apr 18, 2014·Twitter Web Client
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Roy Winsor
@RoyWinsor
Just a thought… Building a cul-de-sac would be a dead-end job.
5:04 AM · Jun 1, 2014·Dragon Speech Recognition
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Josue Hernandez
@TweetsByJosue
Cul de sac road workers have dead end jobs.
1:54 AM · Dec 29, 2014·Tweetbot for iΟS
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Will Presti
@WillPresti
Being a cul-de-sac designer is such a dead end job.
@absrdNEWS
9:33 PM · Mar 29, 2016·Twitter Web Client
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NatesDumbLife
@NatesDumbJokes
Being a Cul-de-Sac designer is a dead-end job.
4:40 PM · Oct 10, 2016·Twitter Web Client
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Daniel Waldstein
@dwaldstein
Designing a cul-de-sac is a real dead-end job.
2:25 PM · Oct 14, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
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Christopher Williams
@cjwilliams1204
I’ve resigned from my role as a Cul de Sac designer. It was a dead end job anyway! #Groan!
10:14 AM · Jan 24, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
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Ash Bayliss
@AshOfTheShire
I make cul de sac signs for a living. It’s a dead end job
10:58 AM · Aug 17, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
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Chaim Turner
@chaimturner
“Dead end job” is a harsh term. How about “corporate cul-de-sac?”
#seeninthecomics
6:27 PM · Sep 21, 2017·Twitter for Android
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Johnny Normality (Still Spooky Mode)
@Probgoblin
Building cul-de-sacs is a dead end job.
YOU WISH TO KILL ME FOR THIS BUT YOU CANNOT, YOUR SECOND DEFEAT OF THIS TWEET.
2:38 PM · Feb 8, 2018·Twitter for Android
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keepingitcreel
@Keepingitcreel
i worked in an office on a cul de sac it was a dead end job
10:19 PM · Sep 26, 2018·IFTTT
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Pirate World
@RaverBaba
i worked in an office on a cul de sac :
it was a dead end job
submitted by /u/mattjdittus
[link] [comments] #funny #jokes #humor #oneliner
12:23 AM · Sep 27, 2018·IFTTT
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Charlie Alzamora
@chalzamora
I’m building a cul-de-sac. It’s a dead end job.
9:59 AM · Dec 22, 2018·Twitter Web Client
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andypun
@anddeepun
Building a cul-de-sac would be a bit of a dead-end job.
12:00 PM · Jun 13, 2019·pun-distributor
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Lol Sharp
@707SharpLol
Replying to @__IslaBlige__77
I once had a job building cul-de-sacs. It was a dead end job.
5:22 PM · Oct 28, 2020·Twitter for Android
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Jimmy Ferguson
@JimmyFer1077650
My son has a dead end job.
He builds Cul-de-sacs.
10:58 PM · Nov 17, 2020·Twitter for Android
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/BazzaFunnyAs December 3, 2020
My mate works in a dead end job.
..he builds cul-de-sacs.