“I wish for a world without lawyers” (joke)
A lawyer joke has been printed on several images:
Genie: I shall grant you 3 wishes.
Me: I wish for a world without lawyers
Genie: Done, you have no more wishes.
Me: But you said 3.
Genie: Sue me.
The joke probably originated on Twitter by @tweetsbyrocket on September 7, 2019, but the original tweet has been removed.
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mr simps
@mrsimps4
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10:37 AM · Aug 3, 2009·Twitter Web Client
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Phunkysai
@phunkysai
RT @tweetsbyrocket: genie: i shall grant you three wishes
me: i wish for a world without lawyers
genie: done, you have no more wishes
me: but you said three
genie: sue me
5:37 PM · Sep 7, 2019·Tweetbot for iΟS
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Christopher Carlson 🇺🇸
@MrChristopher70
genie: I shall grant you three wishes
me: I wish for a world without lawyers
genie: Done, you have no more wishes
me: but you said three
genie: sue me
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7:44 AM · Sep 8, 2019 from Burlington, WI·Twitter for iPhone
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QT@Anon 🌟🌟🌟
@QTAnon1
genie: i shall grant you three wishes
me: i wish for a world without lawyers
genie: done, you have no more wishes
me: but you said three
genie: sue me
8:57 PM · Sep 8, 2019·Twitter Web App
Twitter
Imtiaz Mahmood
@ImtiazMadmood
Genie: I shall grant you 3 wishes.
Me: I wish for a world without lawyers
Genie: Done, you have no more wishes.
Me: But you said 3
Genie: Sue me.
3:59 AM · Oct 20, 2019·Twitter Web App
Twitter
Steve Ferrell
@FerrellsLaw
Genie: I shall grant you three wishes.
Fool: I wish for a world without lawyers.
Genie: Done! Now you have no more wishes.
Fool: But you said three!
Genie: Sue me!
9:16 PM · Jan 22, 2020·Twitter Web App
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March 18, 2020
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GENIE: I shall grant you three wishes.
MAN: I wish for a world without lawyers.
GENIE: Done. You have no more wishes.
MAN: But you said three.
GENIE: Sue me.