“I was sitting at a bar last night and this Asian-looking fellow sits down next to me and takes a sip of beer…”
A politically incorrect bar joke from 2011 has an Asian-looking man enter a bar, sit next to the speaker and take a sip of beer. The speaker asks if the man knows any of the martial arts. The man is offended—is he being asked this martial arts question because he’s Asian? The speaker explains, “No, because you’re drinking my beer.” The speaker wanted to know the information before getting into a fight over the beer.
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Ricardo Bernardo
Oct 19, 2011, 3:59:54 AM
I was standing in a bar in Barcelona and this little Chinese guy comes in and stands next to me.
I said to him, “Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu?”
He says “No, why the fluck you ask me dat, is it coz I Chinee”?
“No”, I say, “It’s because you’re drinking my beer you slanty eyed little c**t”.
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Ian Douglas
Oct 21, 2011, 9:47:04 AM
(...)
So I’m at the bar and this little Chinese guy is stood at the side of me.
So I asked him “do you know martial arts like Kung Fu and Ju-Jitsu”?
He replied “NO” why you ask me that.
Is it because I’m Chinese?
I said “no, it’s because your drinking my beer!”.
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Politically Incorrect Martial Arts Joke
The Viking
May 29, 2012, 7:27:42 PM
Racially insensitive so if that pisses you off skip somewhere else, skippy.
Bar Etiquette
I was standing in a bar and this little Chinese guy comes in and stands next to me. After a few minutes, I said to him.” Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Karate, or Ju-Jitsu?”
He says “No, why the fock you ask me dat?... Is coz I look Chinee”?
No, I said. “It’s because you’re drinking my beer, you slant eyed little cocksucker!”
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Bar room conversation—nice
Dr. Pradeep Rao
Jan 15, 2013, 12:53:47 PM
I was standing in a bar when this Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me and starts drinking a beer.
I asked him, “Excuse me, sir. Do you know any martial arts, like kung-fu or karate?”
He says “No”.
I said, “Maybe you know tae kwon do or judo or aikido or ju jitsu?”
He says “No, why the fluck you ask me dat? Jus because I Chinee?”
“No”, I said, “It’s because you’re drinking my beer, you little prick!”
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Drake Akens
@DrakeQRandom
Guy walks into bar&starts drinking.Guy asks if he knows any martial arts.Why ‘cause I’m asian?No,‘cause you’re drinking my beer ya bastard!
5:28 PM · Dec 18, 2013
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oshman75—February 11, 2017
I went to my favorite bar last night.
A Chinese guy sits down next to me. I ask him “hey, do you know karate or some other martial art”? He says “why, because I’m Asian”? I said “no, because you’re drinking my beer”.
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Manikarnika Lagu
@CashBlueprint23
Chinese guy at a bar
Tom:Do u know Kung Fu, any martial art?
Guy:Are U asking this just because I’m Chinese?
T:No, u’re drinking MY beer!
3:32 AM · Mar 4, 2017
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Mike Litoris
@Laugh_OutLoudUK
Last night a Chinese guy came to my favorite bar.
I asked him if he knew Kung Fu or some other martial art.
He said, “Why do you ask me that? Is it just because I’m Chinese?!”
“No it’s because you’re drinking MY beer!“
7:41 PM · Nov 10, 2017
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Manitobamadman🇨🇦
@manitobamadman
**At Bar**
Asian guy takes drink of beer
Me, “ Excuse me, you know kung-fu or karate ?”
Asian Guy, “That’s kinda racist isn’t it ? Just ‘Cause I’m ASIAN, I must know kung-fu or Karate ?”
Me,” No,
but it’s ‘cause you’re drinking my beer !”
5:08 PM · Apr 19, 2018
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DCCXXVIII—April 21, 2019
I was sitting at a bar last night and this Asian looking fella sits down next to me and takes a sip of beer.
I glance over at him and ask if he knows any of those martial arts like Kung fu, or Karate or Ju Jitsu. He says no, WTF man!? Are you asking because I’m Chinese?
I said no, it’s because you’re drinking my beer.
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KennedyFrancis_2020
16 sep 2020
was sitting at a bar last night and this Asian looking fella sits down next to me and takes a sip of beer. glance over at him and ask if he knows any of those martial arts like Kung fu, or Karate or Ju Jitsu. He says no, WTF man!? Are you asking because I’m Chinese? said no, it’s because you’re drinking my beer.
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Liv1ng-the-Blues—April 14, 2023
I was at the bar in the International Airport when a small Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me, and starts drinking a beer. I asked him, “Do you know any of those martial arts, like Kung-Fu, or Karate?” He says “No, why in the hell would you ask? Is it because I am Chinese?”
“No”, I said, “It’s because you’re drinking my beer, you little fucker.”
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orgasmic2021—December 10, 2021
I was standing at the bar of Terminal 3 in the International Airport when this small Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me, and starts drinking a beer
I asked him, “Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate, or Ju-Jitsu?”
He says “No, why the f**k would you ask me that? Is it because I am Chinese?”
“No”, I said, “It’s because you’re drinking my beer, you little prick.”
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April 29, 2024 at 9:00 AM ·
I was sitting at a bar last night
and this Asian-looking fellow sits
down next to me and takes a sip
of beer. I glance over at him and
ask if he knows any of those
martial arts like Kung Fu, Karate,
or Jiu-Jitsu. He says, “No, WTF
man!? Are you asking because
I’m Chinese?!” I said, “No, it’s
because you’re drinking my
beer.”