“I wanted still water.”/“This is sparkling, yes, but it’s still water.”
“Still water” is a term that has had a few puns, such as this one, posted on Reddit—Dad Jokes on April 11, 2017:
“What do you get if you take the bubbles out of sparkling water? I don’t know, but it’s still water.”
A similar pun was posted on Reddit—Jokes on June 21, 2017:
“He asked for a bottle of still water. I handed him sparkling. He said ‘I asked for still water not sparkling.’ ‘Yeah - but it’s still water.’”
Twitter
Linzy Rother
@linzyrother
A lady told me the smart water I had wasn’t water…I said “it’s sparkling, I know” but it’s still water lady
11:41 AM - 29 Aug 2016
Reddit—Dad Jokes
What do you get if you take the bubbles out of sparkling water? (self.dadjokes)
submitted April 11, 2017 by Hatticus24
I don’t know, but it’s still water.
Twitter
Rikard Åslund
@RikardAslund
What do you get if you take the bubbles out of sparkling water?
I don’t know, but it’s still water.
7:09 AM - 14 Apr 2017
Reddit—Jokes
He asked for a bottle of still water.
submitted June 21, 2017 by lineman5
I handed him sparkling. He said ‘I asked for still water - this is sparkling.’ ‘Yeah - but it’s still water.’
Twitter
WhyzGuy
@_WhyzGuy_
He asked for a bottle of still water
I handed him sparkling. He said ‘I asked for still water not sparkling.’ ‘Yeah - but it’s still water.’
9:25 PM - 21 Jun 2017