“I used to own a Bed and Breakfast. Then I ate the breakfast, and now I just own a bed”

“I used to own a Bed and Breakfast. Then I ate the breakfast, and now I just own a bed. I should find a job” is a joke that was posted on Twitter by SickipediaToday on December 29, 2012. The joke originated on the Sickipedia website.
 
The last, self-deprecating part of the joke—“I should find a job”—is usually left off.
 
   
Twitter
Sebas
@OhLookBirdies
I used to own a Bed and Breakfast. Then I ate the breakfast, and now I just own a bed. I should find a job.
3:02 PM - 29 Dec 2012
 
Twitter
BuRBz 🎤
@Burb3rryb3ats
I used to own a Bed and Breakfast. Then I ate the breakfast, and now I just own a bed. I should find a job.
4:48 PM - 29 Dec 2012
 
Twitter
dempsey
@dempsey19
I used to own a Bed and Breakfast. Then I ate the breakfast, and now I just own a bed. I should find a job.
4:53 PM - 29 Dec 2012
 
Twitter
Fresh Stand Up
@FreshStandUp
I used to own a Bed and Breakfast. Then I ate the breakfast, and now I just own a bed. I should ... http://bit.ly/TQvuIR  via @sickipedia
7:06 PM - 29 Dec 2012
 
Twitter
SickipediaToday
@SickipediaToday
I used to own a Bed and Breakfast. Then I ate the breakfast, and now I just own a bed. I should find a job.: I u… http://bit.ly/YxCOFG
9:30 PM - 29 Dec 2012
   
12 March 2015, News Mail Bundaberg (Bundaberg, Queensland), “Last Laugh,” pg. 17:
I used to own a Bed and Breakfast. Then I ate the breakfast, and now I just own a bed.
   
Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
I used to own a Bed and Breakfast. Then I ate the breakfast, and now I just own a bed
8:13 AM - 16 Apr 2018
 
Twitter
Beaver
@Followdabeaver
I used to own a Bed and Breakfast. Then I ate the breakfast, and now I just own a bed. #1PUN
2:05 AM - 18 Jul 2018