“I took levitation classes once, but I dropped out”

People “drop out” of school—but levitation school? “Just dropped out of levitation school” was posted on Twitter by donni saphire‏ on April 7, 2015.
 
“I took levitation classes once, but I dropped out” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on February 14, 2018.
 
       
Twitter
donni saphire‏
@donni
Just dropped out of levitation school
7:57 PM - 7 Apr 2015
 
Twitter
Stedman‏
@unCORRdinated_
Just dropped out of levitation school
5:52 PM - 8 Apr 2015
     
Twitter
Richard Davis‏
@redbat9669
Just dropped out of levitation school
9:44 PM - 28 Apr 2017
 
Twitter
nelle‏
@jqmitchh
Replying to @anthonyjcacia
Yeah levitation was one of the things I learned in college before I dropped out😁
10:04 PM - 24 Oct 2017
 
Reddit—Jokes
I took levitation classes once
submitted February 14, 2018 by schickK
But I dropped out
COMMENTS
FeralSqueak
The teacher said he was too high.
 
JRhodes451
I was at the top of my class
 
OneBadassBoi
You passed with flying colors?