“I think everyone should use two deodorants, one under each armpit. That’s just my two scents”

“My two cents” is sometimes jocularly written as “my two scents” (one for each armpit). “I don’t think fragrances have to be mutually exclusive - (but that’s just my two scents)” was posted on Twitter by Xander Ashwell on March 7, 2010. “I think deodorant and a little cologne is appropriate for a dinner date. But that’s just my two scents” was posted on Reddit—3amjokes on February 5, 2016.
 
“Sometimes i only use deodorant on one armpit, for reference. that’s just my two scents” was posted on Twitter by crispin best on March 21, 2018. “I think it’s best to wear two different deodorants, one for each armpit. But that’s just my two scents” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on August 16, 2018.
   
         
Wikipedia: My two cents 
“My two cents” (“my 2¢”) and its longer version “put my two cents in” is an American idiomatic expression, taken from the original English idiom “to put in my two-penny worth” or “my two cents”. It is used to preface a tentative statement of one’s opinion. By deprecating the opinion to follow—suggesting its value is only two cents, a very small amount—the user of the phrase, showing politeness and humility, hopes to lessen the impact of a possibly contentious statement. However, it is also sometimes used ironically when expressing a strongly held opinion. The phrase is also sometimes used out of habit to preface uncontentious opinions.
 
Twitter 
Xander Ashwell
@xanderashwell
Replying to @serafinowicz
@serafinowicz I don’t think fragrances have to be mutually exclusive - (but that’s just my two scents)
1:14 PM · Mar 7, 2010·TweetDeck
 
Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/HardlyNetworking February 5, 2016
I think deodorant and a little cologne is appropriate for a dinner date
But that’s just my two scents
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Nick_3100 July 18, 2016
In my opinion guys should only us two fragrances of Old Spice deodorant…
Fuji or Timber…

but that’s just my two scents.
     
Twitter
crispin best
@crispinbest
sometimes i only use deodorant on one armpit, for reference. that’s just my two scents.
7:34 PM · Mar 21, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/eski9 August 16, 2018
I think it’s best to wear two different deodorants, one for each armpit
But that’s just my two scents
   
Twitter
Kelly Kincaid
@FU_Gravity
I think it’s best to wear two different deodorants. One for each armpit.
But that’s just my two scents
#BadJokeKelly #NationalJokeDay
2:36 PM · Aug 16, 2018·TweetDeck
     
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/porichoygupto September 5, 2018
I think it’s a great idea to wear two different deodorants, one under each armpit.
But that’s just my two scents.
 
Twitter
🌺Dots💐
@WesleyyDotson
I think it’s a great idea to wear 2 different deodorants, one under each arm pit, but that’s just my two scents
3:16 PM · Sep 5, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/porichoygupto April 19, 2019
I always encourage everyone I know to wear two different deodorants, one under each armpit.
But that’s just my two scents.
     
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/porichoygupto May 24, 2019
I think it’s a good idea to wear two different deodorants, one under each armpit.
But that’s just my two scents.
 
Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/porichoygupto July 6, 2019
I think it’s a good idea to use two different deodorants, one under each armpit.
But that’s just my two scents.
 
Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/porichoygupto July 27, 2019
I think everyone should use two deodorants, one under each armpit.
That’s just my two scents.