"I swallowed a dictionary. It gave me thesaurus…

“Thesaurus” sometimes sounds like “the sorest.” “My mom just said when she had strep she had thesaurus throat shes ever had” was posted on Twitter by Jake DeLoera on January 1, 2014.

“I swallowed a dictionary. It gave me thesaurus throat I’ve ever had” was posted on Twitter by Daniel Edison on February 27, 2017.

Twitter
Jake DeLoera
@OliveYouJake
My mom just said when she had strep she had thesaurus throat shes ever had
11:00 PM - 1 Jan 2014

Twitter
Daniel Edison
@DanEdisonComedy
I swallowed a dictionary. It gave me thesaurus throat I’ve ever had.
2:37 PM - 27 Feb 2017

Twitter
Jamie
@_JamieCottrell
when i was a kid i swallowed a dictionary. it gave me thesaurus throat i’ve ever had
5:36 PM - 15 Sep 2017

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/AUMonster March 20, 2018
I ate a dictionary
It gave me thesaurus throat I’ve ever had

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/notdavidherriman November 13, 2018
I once swallowed a dictionary
It gave me thesaurus throat I’ve ever had.

Twitter
Amy
@RadioAmy
I once swallowed a dictionary.
It gave me Thesaurus throat I’ve ever had.
#TheMorningCorny
8:03 AM - 29 Nov 2018

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/washcapsfan37 February 8, 2019
I once swallowed a book of synonyms.
It gave me thesaurus throat I’ve ever had.

Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/madazzahatter February 9, 2019
I once swallowed a dictionary and it gave me thesaurus throat I’ve ever had.

Twitter
Adam Pacitti
@adampacitti
I once swallowed a book of synonyms. It gave me thesaurus throat I’ve ever had.
HAPPY #UKPUNDAY WHAT A FANTASTIC DAY.\
11:23 AM - 11 Feb 2019

Twitter
PUNS
@ThePunnyWorld
I once ate a dictionary.
It gave me thesaurus throat I’ve ever had.
8:57 PM - 1 Mar 2019

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/juicyjerry300 July 5, 2019
I ate a dictionary
I got thesaurus throat I’ve ever had