“I stole the car because I had to get to work” (joke)

A joke about a man who steals a car to get to work is:
   
JUDGE: Why did you steal the car?
MAN: I had to get to work.
JUDGE: Why didn’t you take the bus?
MAN: I don’t have a driver’s licence for a bus.
   
The joke was posted on Twitter on June 10, 2017.
 
 
Twitter
Jessica Wilson‏
@jessywilson4
Judge:Why did you steal the car? Man:I had to get to work.
Judge:Why didn’t you take the bus? Man:I don’t have a driver’s licence for a bus.
7:58 PM - 10 Jun 2017
 
Twitter
Ron‏
@upminster13
Judge “Why did you steal the car?”
“I had to get to work.”
Judge “Why didn’t you take the bus?”
I can’t drive a bus
2:55 PM - 13 Jun 2017 from Romford, London
 
Twitter
Laz-Man‏
@LazMan72
Judge: “Why did you steal the car?”
Me: “I had to get to work.”
Judge: “Why didn’t you take the bus?”
Me: “I… http://fb.me/6wPOB52pp
7:20 PM - 22 Jun 2017
 
Twitter
Cliff Epithet!!‏
@clifba
Judge:“Why did you steal the car?”Man:“I had to get to work.”
Judge:“Why didn’t you take the bus?”I don’t have a license for the bus.
8:21 AM - 10 Jul 2017
       
Steemit
Judge: “Why did you steal the car?” #28
July 21, 2017
alexandruionescu45 in funny
Judge: “Why did you steal the car?”
Man: “I had to get to work.”
Judge: “Why didn’t you take the bus?”
Man: I don’t have a driver’s license for the bus.
 
Love Limes
Alia Bhatt Jokes
Janhvi Patel
07-21-2017, 01:13 AM
Judge: Why did you steal the car?
Alia: I had to get to work.
Judge: Why didn’t you take the bus?
Alia: I don’t have a driver’s license for the bus.
 
Reddit—Jokes
Judge: “Why did you steal the car?”
submitted August 19, 2017 by Ayon_Sen
Judge: “Why did you steal the car?”
Man: “I had to get to work.”
Judge: “Why didn’t you take the bus?”
Man: I don’t have a driver’s license for the bus.
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COMMENTS
JokeJedi
“i didnt have time to make all the stops”
cmon op go that extra step